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i sell stuff door to door through your television and internets.
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And don't even get this grumpy grandpa started on the fact that they're playing PURPLE video games.
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McPherson formula: one person says something, the other person thinks they're crazy.
It's the story of McPherson's life, he says…
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This must be near the paranormal section comic strip he did a few weeks ago.
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This is NEW! We always knew the existence of purple people in McPherson world, but now there are GREEN BABIES!
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This guy is sitting way too close to the TV! Where is an alligator when you need one?
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Oh Anonymous, you are now probably about 82% of the reason I post these comics onto canv.as.
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This comic is worse than getting your teeth pulled at the dentist...oh is that what's going on here?
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"The used car salesman told me this is the actual batmobile from The Dark Knight!"
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"Hello rodeo doctor, can you transplant a piece of my butt onto my non-existant chin?"
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I'll email m00t right away! mackd and his reign of undercover marketeering must be thwarted! All mackd does is post Close To Home thread…
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Two angry women comics in a row. Those movers better be careful with that splort chair.
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Oh my goodness, that poor daughter is even more deformed than the usual McPherson person, hereby known as a McPerson.
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I can't stop staring at that decapitated chicken and thinking of all the happy chickens McPheron has drawn throughout his career.
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It was at that point, Higgins realized he forgot his spear and his plans were foiled.
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Avid close to home fans will already know what a duodenum is as he has written about it in previous panels.
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McPherson is actually smarter than we think. This comic was actually a sequel to a previous comic. Proving that those who cheat are bound to…
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Vince is actually the one in the dress. McPherson just sucks at drawing people.
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Lucy tried to help the people of McPherson world, but everyone just laughed at her.
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also, i love that McPherson had to call out in the caption that he drew a zombie, since you can't tell.
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HOLY CRAP! THE INFECTIOUS PURPLE PERSON DISEASE FROM YESTERDAY HAS SPREAD TO TODAY'S COMIC AND IS KILLING ALL OF MCPHERSON'S DRAWING…
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Sadly, McPherson hands cannot fit in the spalding glove because of their large thumbs.
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He was hoping for something that would help pass the time, unfortunately Bob was dyslexic.
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Roy also found a way to grow a leg out of his chest.
Just more fodder for http://canv.as/p/vskyn
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Scientists also predict that by the year 3000, cell phones will revert back to having physical buttons.
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McPherson may be smarter than we know. He seems to know the internet loves cats.
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it's funny, because when i first saw the drawing, i thought he was going to use that punch line again.
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Luckily for Dave, Arianna knows nothing about basketball or google because if she did she would have known without even seeing him.
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McPheron's triple chin! The reason none of his drawings have chins, he took them all!
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McPherson almost removed enough of the car to explain how he fits people in cars.
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Robbie never learned how to save beached whales, he only learned how to cheat.
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it's very possible that folkemer is actually the same size as the other guys given mcpheron perspective.
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She knew he wasn't a real radiologist, but he was the only non purple in the room.
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so you're going to canv.as more now? i only use canv.as while i'm at my job.
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Professor Hilmer wearing found gave costume much clout adviser academic. - translated for Yoda.
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Maybe this is where the purples come from - hypothermia from being underwater for too long.
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All these rich baseball players, and this poor bum can only afford pube carpeting.
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Sometimes the dentist gives himself morphine and starts tripping balls while he performs operations.
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Amazingly, that bench is held up by one leg. I guess it makes more sense than his no leg tables.
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It looks like that guy behind the stewardess is joining the mile high club though.
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The woman is unnecessary to the joke. Without her, this would've actually been funny.
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Man, it really pushes his literal buttons when she does his laundry for him. Soooo annoying.
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I took two weeks off for paternity leave, but now I, as well as CTH, have returned.
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McPherson's second social commentary on texting within a week. He must've just learned about that "new" technology.
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Now, twice in less than a week, McPherson has acknowledged his strip's flea problem!
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Looks like this guy is on a bad date, first he grabbed the "IN CASE OF A BAD DATE" MACE (from yesterday's comic), then he got …
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At first I thought he was carrying a mini boat because he was worried about a flood, but I guess that's a shield he's holding.
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the interaction between the nurse and patient involved penetration, but not like you'd think.
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one can only hope that tomorrow's close to home will take place on a plane, since that's one of his 3 go-to locations (golf course, …
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Looks like she had to throw her fake leg up before pulling the rest of herself up, because there's no way that leg is connected to her b…
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Send this delightfully nonsensical holiday card to all your friends (and enemies) this season.
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Dan! I know I'm on a boat, but I'm not going to save you! Dan was Suzy's pet-name for John McPherson.
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like when mcpherson says Fred is more of a "dog" person. Or Jack is a "choir" boy.
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McPants and McCurtains could almost be the same square since they're drawn the same.
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the mom also has green hair. she must've cheated on her husband with the jolly green giant.
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Carl was beginning to wonder if he was on The Truman Show. He was also wondering what that guy on TV was watching.
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McPherson finally acknowledges the flea problem in all of his comic strips.
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McPheron made the purple peoples into a light olive color to screw with McPhingo.
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Everyone wanted to pretend McPherson was dead, so they had a funeral for him.
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The giant thumbs explain the giant fingerprints on the table, but what's with the YOU?
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Little did Janice know, Larry had replaced her chair with a SPLORT chair, and she was about to get SPLORTED.
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Oh, so organ donation information goes on the drivers license not the license plate. See, I'm a woman and I don't get these finer de…
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Wow, he's not even watching the TV, but somehow the TV is there to explain the joke. I think McPherson should've stuck to explaining…
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Apparently Noah had to take sharks on the ark because they couldn't swim in the flood?
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i purposely left out mcpherson's legs under the table. in honor of his stylings.
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I'm going to do some Christmas caroling until the new year. See you all Jan 2.
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I think he's dropping a fossilized turd, much like the turds McPheron drops every day.
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McPherson really had to restrain himself on this one, since he loves drawing giant curtains.
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"I'm wearing my "e" dress because we're in the "e"mergency room. And I wanted to match the "e" ca…
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I don't see what the problem is, it looks like all of them are as healthy as a horse (as McPherson would say)!
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McPherson wanted to do a summery comic, but he didn't know how to draw a grill, so he just 'sploded it!
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i'm a sucker for word play. and when i say sucker, i mean i turn into a literal sucker like on looney tunes.
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Once again, Mrs Mosely freaked the hell out of the trick-or-treaters with her "McPherson Person" costume.
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It's hard to tell when someone is supposed to be ripped to shreds or if that's just McPherson's lack of drawing style.
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i was out of the office yesterday, but i'm happy to see that someone picked up the torch while i was out.
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that monkey in the background actually looks like a monkey. but when they get closer...what happened?!?!?
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Whoa! I think McPherson found canvas, because this strip is just a jumble of close to home stamps - golfers, parking meters, purple people..…
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He wasn't actually trying to impress the chicks, he was just really excited to go swimming with his new inflatable whale. McPherson just…
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Does McPherson know what a tweet is? Perhaps he should've thought up a different SFX.
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Lena Kilburn must've broken McPherson's heart at some point in his life for him to needlessly insert her name into a unfunny comic a…
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Oh my, McPherson almost put a swear word in his comic. Here comes the Canvas COC.
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Those are some intense ninja turtle shredder masks they wear to keep things sterile.
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See that guy behind the counter? Sure it looks like a woman, but it's actually the guy that worked behind the theater counter selling ju…
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I come back from Thanksgiving break to find this gem of belated Thanksgiving nonsense.
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Looks like McPherson made a drawing error and tried to make a joke out of it.
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Another book from the extensive McPherson library. Also, one of many his repeated jokes.
