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Film student / history buff in Chinatown.
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If you liked that, you're gonna love this
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I'll be pleasantly surprised if anyone else gives a shit about this stuff
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But to keep things moving along while I gather evidence, here's me and my monocle sticker in Union Square.
Next challenge: I want a pic…
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And here's a picture of me striking a sexy pose, just because I figure this thread could use a little man-candy
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The creatures outside looked from nerd to hipster, and from hipster to nerd, and from nerd to hipster again; but already it was impossible t…
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Moving right along: this is, I shit ye not, my very own mummified llama fetus
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I like to manipulate women into sex by being friendly, respectful, and developing an emotional rapport with them that gradually builds into …
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"The heartwarming story of a lonely Stormtrooper trying to make it in the big city."
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Random people acquired. Yeah, I live in Chinatown.
Next person: take a photo of someone (yourself works) with their mouth full of something…
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Aww man I went back to Chinatown after getting that picture. I'll be back up that way for class at 5:00 though, can I get a picture with…
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Let's all relax and look at some pictures of politicians eating ice cream.
Also, I'd like to draw your attention to Rick Santorum, …
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I steal one pair of socks from each of my girlfriends. It's not, like, a fetish or anything, just a weird memento.
Next challenge, if t…
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I guess this was supposed to be a still life but she got hungry halfway through
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When I see a monocle on a post I like, I never remember. When I see a monocle on the dumbest fucking nonsense to ever cross my screen, I nev…
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I think the best genre of challenge is the sort where we do something interesting with stuff lots of people have lying around (e.g. Bluefoot…
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My girlfriend's a technophobe of the highest order; she didn't even know what a meme was until I explained it to her. She'll be …
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This is actually what the sky looks like in D.C., it's a bizarre atmospheric phenomenon caused by light refracting through all the RAW F…
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In which Translation Party goes from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme to "May is the opposite" in eleven steps:
http://translatio…
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Next challenge: I want a picture that incorporates painfully heavy-handed symbolism.
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Time to pull on my conspiracy theory shorts: he doesn't actually have anyone in mind, he just wants us to keep remixing his post over an…
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Hey, man, it's not all Americans, the internet just brings out the shouty jerks. I mean, you'd think from these threads that all Eur…
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Knew someone would bring him up. He was definitely a contender, but only going by post-2010 films, my guess is The Social Network's goin…
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That'd exert the most force in the right direction, but it'd be really painful for the guy. The way they're doing it is a good c…
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It's because it's descended from rugby, which was originally called "rugby football." Britain kept the "rugby," …
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Raft of the Medusa would be a great one to do, since there's tons of stuff going on in most of the panels
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It's not really a fair comparison, you posted your first homework assignments and I posted a selection of her best work
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I haven't actually watched all these movies, but they're still my five favorite DVDs: I got a Martin Scorsese box set for my birthda…
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Though admittedly mine wasn't going to be quite this priceless, no Happy Leo for one thing
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Part of the problem there's one of definition-- America has no ethnic nation; you're American by choice, not necessarily by birth. M…
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Okay. Well, there's a stylistic unity within Pixar that resembles that of a single director. It made less sense to me to pick directors …
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Yeahhhh, but I'd feel bad not giving classical Greece someone on the list. He annexed the Delian League into the Athenian Empire, so at …
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I liked this place. I liked you guys. I'm sad to see it go. See you somewhere.
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These are now 4552 years old. There are people playing Civilization right now who weren't even alive when they were built
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I'm living in a refugee camp at the Kimmel Center with a few hundred other NYU students. Ice cream stores were giving out free ice cream…
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I'd have thought "next to a giant upside-down bronze elephant" would be a more distinguishing characteristic
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Yeah, I'm pretending my mom made it in hopes of scraping up a couple heart stickers. That's my genius scheme, I'm Lex Fucking Lu…
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Worldwide protests over Canvas's blasphemous lack of audio remixes enter their third week
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Oh wait it says "poop cup," not "poor cup." I don't think I want to drink that, Horatio.
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Was going to make the second one Tyrion Lannister until I remembered that TV!Tyrion is gorgeous
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For those of you who don't read a lot of webcomics, they're The One Electronic, Axe Cop, Agatha Heterodyne, T-Rex, Dr. McNinja, Rock…
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I've never told anyone this, but... I licked it once, just to see.
It tasted like paper.
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I doubt my reputation extends any further than "that guy who met moot that one time," though apparently that was momentous enough …
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"You're funny! Balls don't have names."
http://www.trailercodes.com/dvd/DVvjExxxC88oyB/in-the-elevator
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I went to that address.
It's a UPS.
I smell a conspiracy here. Canvas has a dark secret they don't want us to know about. But they…
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You have no idea the crazy looks I'm getting from my roommates as I dash around the place with barbecue sauce and quidditch uniforms and…
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I have to confess I'm disappointed by how little you resemble Redmond Barry, because that's what your username always makes me think…
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Next task:
I want a picture of something being destroyed. It can't be worthless, disposable, or edible. Before-and-after pics wouldn'…
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She'd be thrilled to hear that! I'll tell her you hated it to remind her which sibling is boss.
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Taylor Swift was spotted canoodling at a local bar with this bestial hellspawn on Saturday, and sources close to the singer confirm that the…
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Then here is my heart-shaped peace offering. Let extremely minor strife darken this thread no more
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I'm willing to waive the inedibility requirement for anyone willing to smash a fancy cake
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It's dark now and I can't find the address for the Canvas office, but with moot as my witness, I'll get this done properly tomor…
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And no "I'm 17 so technically I'm a minor" bullshit, I wanna see some macaroni art up in here
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Pope John Paul II gets into memes
He's not really supposed to be a parent, but who knows?
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I went to a Dunkin Donuts and asked them if they were observing Doughnut Day and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about :(
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But I'm not actually a New York chauvinist, I was just being silly... for the stickers
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Excellent! Upside-Downephant is a hard act to follow, but Best Dinosaur Ever seems like he's up to the task.
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Not that he'd fare much better in 1492 Spain-- that was the year Ferdinand and Isabella expelled all the Jews
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Probably what they did back when paper was super-expensive. Maybe it's targeted at time-travelers.
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Tezcatlipoca, the Smoking Mirror, Enemy of Both Sides, Night Wind, Two-Reed, Lord of the Near and Far, He Who By We Live.
"Tezcatlipoca…
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He's from Rice Boy, which you should definitely try if you're into webcomics http://www.rice-boy.com/see/
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I went to all the trouble of making these history-themed stickers (they're Emperor Pedro I of Brazil, Pedro II, Maria II of Portugal, an…
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You know how sometimes you're walking down the street, and you see something that tickles your funny bone, but you don't have a frie…
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I can't tell you most of the really secret stuff, but there's this one new feature they mentioned where whenever you post a picture,…
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Microbrewed root beer is my one expensive vice.
I want to see you eating an everything bagel. And I do mean an EVERYTHING bagel: you must p…
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Yeah, they were all really cool.
Strangely enough, not the entire staff felt like breaking off work to go hang out with some random interne…
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Ok, so it doesn't make much sense if you don't know my mom personally and isn't really funny even if you do, but still-- my MOM …
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Why is Schadenfreude Sean laughing at this poor girl's pain? YOU DECIDE!
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I was in Union Square the other day and I noticed something was off. After a few minutes of trying to figure out what, I realized... the ups…
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The Leader of the Free World is gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight. You tell us why!
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Something? ANYTHING?
I stripped to my boxers and shaved my facial hair into this terrifyingly bad goatee.
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This is more of a lack-of-bacon thing, but I ordered a bacon cheeseburger yesterday and got this. PATHETIC
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I am going to remix this image every day until audio remixes are removed again so that we can have "Bring Back Audio Remixes" back
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My kid sister is an art student but I'm going to jack her pictures for the stickers
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I can't possibly accept your top hat, I forgot to get them to bow before me. I'll take your soul, though-- just draw a pentagram on …
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I'm not sure how metal I'm capable of being mid-headstand, but my headgear is ready; I'll get things moving again tomorrow
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I started trying to do this with the Hindu calendar but just looking at the rules made my head hurt
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That's the Manhattan skyline through my window.
Next: I want to see a picture where everything is upside down. THIS MAY NOT BE ACHIEVED…
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I got it from a Bolivian folk healer. Apparently it's supposed to increase my fertility, but mostly it just makes one corner of my room …
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Back in elementary school, Pokemon cards were, of course, all the rage.
I remembered one particular incident from that period-- some jackwa…
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I'm really busy these days, but after next week I'll have time for elaborate Canvas adventures again
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All these white posts are boring so I'm just going to make the thread purple-and-pink stripey
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Find an employee and ask them where they keep the "Beyond," giggling all the while
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Sorry, I don't get the symbolism! Throw a solemn old man gazing at an upside-down flag in there and we'll talk.
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My first reaction wasn't "obvious shoop," my first reaction was "his lawn has REALLY nice three-point lighting!"
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Trader Joe's Bold and Smoky Kansas City Style Barbecue Sacue. Never leave home without it. Post something you made as a child.
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We also have spray-on pancakes! Which, believe it or not, are actually decent. I'm sincerely proud.
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Haha I didn't want to say this earlier because it'd sound like sticker begging, but a powerglove is just what I was secretly hoping …
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I have the best reason to be awake, though: I'm writing a term paper on Game of Thrones
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HA ok I was born on the ANNIVERSARY of "Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima." Apparently we have some 300-year-olds running around in thi…
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Hmm, that's not near Union Square, but it's just a few blocks from me. I'll go check it out, thanks!
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Unless P.T. Anderson gets his act together and starts making more than two movies a decade
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Pixar is a production company? I thought all those films were directed by the motherfucking LAMP! I'm glad these fine fellows were able …
