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Bye
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i agree, there is no possible way a portion of the face would change depending on whether a person were smiling or not
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the title led me to believe there would be more than one.
I'm taking my business elsewhere
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SHHH SHH SHH play it cool guys!
Oh yeah, I didn't really do anything cool and amazing, just emailed my mom to tell her I loved her.
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THE POWERS THAT BE WANT THIS WAR. STICKER WAR STIMULATES THE #1 STICKER ECONOMY. THE ONLY WINNERS ARE THOSE WHO PROFIT FROM YOUR SACRIFICE
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I also have google plus. i have no friends or groups on purpose. I made one status update that was so good I will never post another.
great…
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I assume the article is british, because in MRKA this isn't news until she breaks the world record.
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I downvoted ten times the images I stickered. But hot girls were brought up. If I said "I miss downvoting reposts from other sites&quo…
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it's a little known fact that pizza delivery men are terrified of being photographed on the job.
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this is so confusing and weird. I gave every image ? stickers, but I think you're all great people
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this needs about 30% more vectoring (whatever that is)
and 100% more dots underneath it
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Funky Forest. It's a Japanese movie that had 3 different directors, so it has a lot of different short segments
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I couldn't think of a way to give this both a LOL sticker and a smiley, but it deserves both
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so let me get this straight.
Feet rhymes with meet.
and you made him say "nice to feet you"
which rhymes with "nice to meet y…
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a bitch is a female dog. i don't believe dog psychology is a deep enough field for there to be diagnosed mental illness.
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As a canv.as gold coin investment banker, it is my solemn duty to dutifully make your canv.as gold coin investments work for YOU!
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people getting mad at internet in-jokes getting misused is now my favorite thing.
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i want a sticker to flip people off. I will flip everyone off. I consequently, am 15
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I rarely replay posts, as that cuts into the time I have to play new posts. but I'll make an exception for this one.
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to spite OP's awful image, I'm going to go buy 30 betta fish and leave them in a bucket of water
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not that remixable, not funny, not thought provoking.
as has been said, that's something you can find all over the internet.
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"I got caught looking at dicks at work and written up"
"Why were you looking at dicks?"
"...you wouldn't unders…
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i just realized this wasn't asking what my favorite canvas feature was (the psychological validation that stickers give, btw), but what …
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thanks, cracked.com. thanks for examining this giant waste of internet culture. We are all greater, richer, wiser people for this insight.
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Revelations 15:6 - "And in their hands, they were skulls. And the hands were holding skulls, and those skulls were screaming"
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the monocloids fight with class and strategy, the purple horde fights with zeal and numbers
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i realize this is the same basic joke, but the I couldn't get over the resemblance
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i miss downvoting hot girls every day.
i don't miss them being posted though
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today i voted in the united states presidential elections
to bring back audio remixes
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Morbidly Obese Guinness Record Holder Dies Tragically
"Tell my children I'm fat"
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i wanted to do a better job with this, but then i realized an homage to the kirby's dreamland box art was way beyond my ability
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I've been stuck on this idea of user moderation as a double-edged sword.
the option to ban a person for a period of time, but be banned …
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If today is the last day of canv.as, I wish you all the best.
If it's not, then I still do.
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i had fun doing this, although this is actually my level of artistic talent
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no kidding, it took me hours to level up from one, then some joker gave me two more. I've been clicking for days D:
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I have been considering adding a masturbatorium to my guest house, actually. I am still shopping around for a good contractor
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thanks for managing to upload an unreadable version of this probably funny comic you did
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I am nerd raging so hard at this. According to the dragon lore I subscribe to, it takes centuries for a dragon to become an adult. How dare…
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sorry for the lack of manners, but incomplete erasing was partly responsible for the death of my wife
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it said "I'm very smart, and important. you should listen to what I have to say. What you have said is stupid and meaningless, I kn…
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I'm a fan of his crush your enemies, and see them driven before you policies. I could take or leave the lamentations of their women
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kids, this could happen to you. if you spend your life trying to make the world's biggest bubblegum bubble, you too could become a bubbl…
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nobody uses cross to mean upset anymore.
they just use it to draw a line through the letter 't'
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i'm not sure it's even legal to post pictures of bread. you better take that down!
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i agree, but i don't get how everybody has all these assholes on their facebook. It's not like you have to be facebook friends with…
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yeah, between that, and the uncovered ties to racist websites and organizations, Paully wally is not lookin good.
but college kids will jus…
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If you're gonna give your beard a beard, you might as well make it a beard beard. this isn't community theater
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It may be a solution, but I wonder if it's the ideal solution. Isn't that just a child acting out for its parent's affection?
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and that's why you should always go out on the water with a buddy. and a life vest
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As a canv.as gold coin investment banker, It is with a tearful face that I deeply apologize that all your investments have been lost at sea.…
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i thought about giving your post a banana, but i realized it didn't contain the adult content that would necessitate such a thing
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i tried this with a girl, and ended up eating her lips off. now i am in prison for my accidental cannibalism.
