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Xeno is bad and he should feel bad.
"I emit a low amp electrical WANG-pulse designed to drive women wild with pleasure." ~Tywin Lannister
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This is my birthday thread. So what? Wanna fight about it?
Butler Robot forgot to get dressed today. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.... FIX IT FIX IT…
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CHEESE, NUKE, OR TERMINATOR! THE POST-APOCALYPTIC GAME FOR A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD!
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This thread is offensive to those of us without a face. Also I'm pretty lazy. Oh, I know. How about this awful picture? In my defense, I…
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Seriously, Nick, did your experience a Ning teach you that talking to the userbase is a no go? Did your community management experience cons…
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Don't let the classy presentation fool you, that is a terrible looking portal gun.
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After watching House, any time I stub my toe I expect to lose consciousness within moments and wake up with gold poisoning or some crazy shi…
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There are layers, which is totally sweet, but there is no opacity at all...
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I used to take poster board and cover it with Super Mario Bros levels. I had three primary level types.
(1) Standard (like above)
(2) Cave…
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I mixed a concept and a person. Those aren't both really animals. Sorry. This is the pet for me.
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I don't really care, but Butler Robot seemed to get pretty steamed about it. Get it? That's supposed to be steam. I'm just a ter…
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Me 10 minutes ago: "This'll totally work, and it'll look so cool!"
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I figured the ideal way to draw a running horse was to completely ignore any sort of sources including pictures of horses.
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or if groups and tags and even threads were removed entirely. If it was just one giant thread of images and you could click any that are you…
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Their main habitat and primary diet consists of clouds of cotton candy.
That's not supposed to be tion in the sun... but it is.
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My old cat Bootsy used to open doors. I haven't seen him since I was 3. I don't even remember what he looked like :(
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Stickers may not work, but the text tool totally does! Opinion yourself all over this shit!
Side notes:
1) FUCK FUCK FUCK
2) Look at the re…
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I had to redraw that spotlight like four fucking times before I finally found him, sneaky bastard.
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Sorry people that stickered this (which I am deleting). I want to keep my continuity. Feel free to keep additional stickers to yourself and …
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You should get a new profile pic Canv.as account. I think you're Mikshaw every time you post.
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The one thing I remember from this show was when they made a revolving door to keep a snake from attacking the party they were throwing.
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Landscapes aren't really my bag, baby, but I still wanted to play, so here it is.
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It took me a while to actually find her legs. I was a little disappointed when I did.
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I don't know where my Pizza Hut nametag went, but it was of slightly poorer quality than this nametag.
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I keep using the site because I like the site. If I used the site only because I liked the mods I would have stopped using the site a long t…
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And this is my first sketch of the (maybe) star of the comic I'm planning. Those squiggles about his head are words in an alphabet I mad…
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Normally I look the characters up to make sure I get everything right (or at least intentionally get it wrong). I just kinda winged it this …
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This is like the sequel to that Butler Robot shirt from years ago. (It kinda makes me want to design a bunch of Drawfriend shirts XD)
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If you really want to keep people around all year, have a badge for entering each major seasonal contest! (Make sure you don't make a se…
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I can't believe I didn't notice this post earlier!
In my opinion this is an absolutely terrible idea. There is a reason that someti…
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It's hard to save up money when you're unemployed. It's also hard to become employed when your computer is broken.
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The interface is super smooth, letting me do some proper curves, but there are no tolerance sliders (making the dump tool a somewhat questio…
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I lazily used an image blending website and everything came out scarylarious.
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I don't think anyone wants to look like this, unless they eat children.
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New Badge Idea! (adapted from a typo in the IRC)
The honey badge should be a badge that is randomly given out based on either a viral badge…
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The users weren't asking for a drawing app, they were asking for a Canv.as app. This is not a Canv.as app. I don't really care eithe…
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The update to the remixer scared off half the members and the mod disappearance murdered the rest. I'd still be around if computer.
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Hey Canv.as! Hey, over here! What is your favorite art tool? I don't mean medium, I mean tools, yo!
Mine is stainless steel cork backe…
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It was pretty picky with the rendering options, but it cost me $0 to make this, so I can't complain.
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I tried to make him look serious and sly at the same time, but instead you get to enjoy the serious face of Senor Sly!
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Still not quite a mash-up, but there's certainly more meaningful intent in this one.
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I could use a haircut, but I want it cut long, and I've never gotten a long haircut before! D:
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I just tweeted @canv_as. That's the place a mod has been the most recently (March 15th). I resist the urge to bomb lolla's tumblr wi…
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The colors system is interesting. There is a regular color picker, but every thread/book has 10 base colors in the palette, allowing all the…
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I'm going to watch snowboarding and bobsledding and downhill slope-style and oh wait... Summer Olympics are dumb.
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I don't know why I do these anonymously. Most of the random ghost pictures are me anyway.
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I got up to fly back at 3am this morning. Sorry for the delay, but I needed to sleep or this picture would have looked even worse!
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The apocalypse seas are a bit rougher than Butler Robot was expecting!
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If only there were a good way to prove to everyone that this is OC :|
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I love the little textures created when working with low opacity and high softness
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I'll animate a person on here later. I am too lazy right now.
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Scripting was cool. No one really used it, but it was cool. Everyone calls for so much old stuff to come back, but no one misses scripting. …
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Now we can start the party!
I actually finished this picture 45 minutes early, but then I tried to kill some time playing Borderlands 2 and…
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I always tell myself I should dig through my archives and save all the things I like. I know it seems a little silly, but my posts on Canv.a…
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This is how it was organized. PC messaged me in steam and was like "YO DAWG (He always talks like this) I'M FUCKIN SHIT UP DOWN AT …
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We had a bunch of other entries but none of these people seem to exist.
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I'd probably be about 100 higher if I didn't lose the web for 7 months.
I never pre-buy Stickers, and I did log in about half the d…
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I'm not really worried about it. I need -716990 more points to level up anyway.
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Honestly, the only people I see giving shit to people from 4chan is other people from 4chan. Most of us are too busy drawing to care about w…
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I made these months ago. I originally intended to do all the drawfriends, but then I got incredibly lazy, so instead, here are the 4 I did.
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I normally try to stay out of Hitler threads on the internet, but I just couldn't help myself under the circumstances.
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This is why John McPherson can't draw.
For true accuracy I stole this joke, told it wrong, and drew everything with my tablet.
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Bhudapop mentioned this site some time ago when they were letting people just join, and it's invite only again (I only have 3 left). ANY…
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I would like to imagine I'll actually update every day.
I probably won't.
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Were you awares that on the internet there is place you can purchase REAL birthday cakes with to have experiences of wonderment? Few have se…
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Mine books are mostly full of doodles. I rarely dedicate one page to one drawing, so... yeah. I also draw with a pen, so I'm technically…
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Because drawing is fun! No tracing or eyedropper you silly cheaters. Also, no stamps. We're in #drawing, so don't be a loser. I'…
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I don't feel like drawing that. I drew this instead. I very nearly put effort into it.
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I'm getting all four out tomorrow morning. I'm not really looking forward to it, though I am looking forward to their being gone. Th…
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Meh. I don't even have a smartphone. Hopefully you guys are advertising this somewhere else or it looks like Dangus is your entire userb…
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It is mostly practice, as anon said. Over time you just get used to it. I personally draw with mouse more than I even write with a pencil, s…
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I've never read a Dick Tracy story in my life. He kinda looks like the Man with the Yellow Hat.
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Butler Robot doesn't do too well with water. Try to not take it personally.
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At least I think that's what it is. When I power on my computer it runs for half a second and then shuts down. It doesn't even boot …
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I don't really like the idea that people that are following me can read the message that I send via sticker to another user. I don't…
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I gotta say, having people joke about rape and murder is probably still marginally better then about 200 years in the past when they were tr…
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OH MY GOD I JUST FUCKING DID IT AGAIN... I give up.
The thing I most appreciate about Mikshaw's style is his attention to detail in his…
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It became apparent to me quite quickly that I had almost no idea what Daxter looked like. I haven't really played the series since Precu…
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Wesley grows a mustache when he grows up. I have no idea why. Also he's a captain in some alternate timeline or something.
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I'm actually usually channeling Space Harrier 3-D when I draw the ground like that.
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This is what I'm rocking right now/all the time. The imaginary ladies in my mind love it.
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I wonder if you'll even be able to see the birds in the profile pic...
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I haven't seen Anondog in a while. I remember him vaguely like this.
Sorry XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZxYZdzpWk
CRACKING EGGS IS TOO HARD! (I love dramatizations of failures of simple activities)
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And so you see children, even though their world was coming to an end, the Drawfriends lived on. As the walls of the world collapse, the las…
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I think we've done this before, but it was like.... a really long time ago. Stay the course.
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It's been a month! A whole month of me doing the same thing every day! Thus, I'mma do something else.
This month will be drawfriend…
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I can draw super tiny two point perspective and I'm not even an "engineer." I did pay attention in art class though...
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I did this instead of a drawfriend because I hit level 300 about an hour ago. It's my thread, I can do what I want.
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I always wanted to make this reference, but it's not that funny. WHO CARES? NO REGRETSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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I got a bunch of things wrong. I should have looked first.
http://tinyurl.com/873lnme
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Dr. Long's mouth fell open as Carrot unzipped his own face to reveal... BUTLER ROBOT!!!!!!
"I knew you were being unfaithful,"…
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This was the first Canv.as edit I did that got any sort of notoriety, proof that randomness is the way to do it.
http://canv.as/p/cwme8
A li…
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Then again, neither of these require a Canv.as to complete. I guess... I dunno... I regret that I couldn't come up with the brilliant pl…
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It's like the memory that keeps on remembering! (I actually have about a billion favorite threads)
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This is how I feel about Ernest Hemingway. I'm sure you're a cool kid though, Anon.
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I like these swatch threads we've got going (all two of them) so I figured I'd submit a new (best ever) thread type into the mix sin…
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Lolla needs a new influx of catte drawings at least once a week to power her machine which keeps her young forever! She is actually over 700…
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I forgot the striped hat until it was too late, but I managed to get the glowsticks in there.
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I can't use my tablet either. It has to do with your processing speed and the processing speed of your browser, a mod informed me once.
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The mods care enough to keep paying the server fees on a clearly money losing prospect. I'm sure they're too busy showing off their …
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I stared at my awfulness for a long time wishing I could change it. Then I remembered I'm on Canv.as.
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I can't draw bears for shit. Luckily, I know the entire internet by heart. Harpde Borflap!
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First I already stickered this, and then the sticker wouldn't let me comment. Anyway, I love me some Tion, and I'mma miss you.
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...they appear to give back.
That said, I do still care about the site and would hate to see the site fail, WHICH IS WHY I DON'T UNDERS…
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I think I've finally figured out the process for these comics. I present this graphic as my current theory.
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I am mostly indifferent to Spring. I like Winter because it's dark and cool. I like Summer because it's energetic. I like Autumn bec…
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Butler Robot found his costume from last year AND IT STILL FITS!
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I always feel like I should put words here but I never know what to say.
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This is pretty bad, and that's unfortunate. Maybe I'll try again later.
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This is like art 101 shit right here. There's no way he looked at this and was like "yeah, that perspective is good."
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Oh hey, it's the webcomic that I inadvertantly stole some of my style from. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.
(Clearly this is not my conte…
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My worst summer job was walking the animals from that insane asylum right next to the nuclear power plant.
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I drew it poorly so you can spruce it up with your wicked awesome painting skills. Yeah, that's it!
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Honestly, I don't think seven would taste very good. Kinda like eating a leaf or grass. It would also be a clangy noise, like dropping s…
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YER A WIZARD HARRY!
This face is so cool I could draw almost anything and it would work.
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Honestly, you should only Canv.as for yourself. As sad as it would be for you to go, if you're not enjoying yourself, what's the poi…
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It seems like a lot of #1s until you realize I have no epics saved at all. Then it's just a bunch of #1s.
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A Haiku about Froot Loops
Froot Loops are awesome
Who else spells froot with two "o"s?
That's what you call class!
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Man, do you guys remember a time when this petition was blank? Those were the days.
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Van Gogh's Blurry Night. (I looked at the source about half as often as I should've)
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I dunno. I think 4 seasons was enough. Don't get me wrong, I love Lexx, but I don't think anyone other than us was watching that sho…
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I sorta wish this thread was still going, but only because this picture of me recently started to exist.
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A) So, there's a tablet plugin, but it generally barely works for me. It seems to work alright for other people though, so whatever. It …
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Maybe I'll have AC tomorrow! Hopefully I have AC before I have to convey my suffering with a cool color!
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I was just watching one of the newer Futurama episodes and realized that people never draw Leela's Mom (Munda), so I did. I meant to dra…
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Drawing this and making a series of horrified faces just shows me how much I actually care about my character. That's silly.
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I bought it at 7/11 for like 2 dollars. It's a robot mood ring!!!!!!!!
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Rhett Butler Robot
Before and After is a category of puzzle on Wheel of Fortune where they take two phases and stick them together, like &q…
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"it doesn't change the reality that these 'comics' looks like hell and give #canvas a stupid-flag"
Apparently over 7…
