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Definitely not nokonoko.
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OH MY GOD WHAT
...this sticker better be here forever, replenishing back to 5 every day.
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OH MY GOD WHAT
...this sticker better be here forever, replenishing back to 5 ever----
waaaaaait a minute, this seems familiar...
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"NOOOOOOOO! They took my pretty, pretty Xxthanador!"
"Uh, sir? You named it Xxthanador?"
"It was my mother's na…
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"Yes, I did. Sorry, I'm drunk." You respond.
"Do you even know what that does?!" dmauro says.
"No....."
&…
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"Get timothy and ae to work full time on the mind control device. You and jeff go retrieve Carl. We need him. If he gets away, all our …
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It's only 9 months old, but I'm curious who did this one.
https://canv.as/p/v5h87/reply/1453554
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Oh, no!
Sirens go off and a red light flashes everywhere. You piss your pants in the panic and dmauro comes running into the room.
"D…
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Today is the one year anniversary of the first public release of canv.as! Let's celebrate!
http://blog.canv.as/post/3035434760/introduci…
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"Th-th-thanks f-for the glass of water..."
"You're welcome!"
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"Do you, uh…
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"This will put you to sleep so you don't remember the surgery, wot wot?"
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"Okay, enough. Where are we going?"
"Oh golly, you're no fun! Can't you leave it a surprise?"
*glare*
"Fine…
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I wrote this poem for pi day back in highschool.
Pi is a small number
Just a little bit greater than three.
But this number only works in
…
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What the-?!
In surprise, Not Carl forgets to stop pulling and falls backwards.
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Haw haw! Trying to use karate against ME? I'll show you how to karate chop!
HA!
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"You know, I don't know how I didn't realize this looks suspicious the first time I was here."
How do they get in?
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"Understood. And... could you not call me Carl? I know it's your favorite spy name for me, but this dude I just saved is also named…
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Okay, but this is purely fanfic and is not part of the main canon.
So I invited Eunsan to a nice dinner at Le'Reddít restaurant. When …
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(insert this just before the last one. Also bear with me, I'm using google translate lol)
"Steph?"
"Hey, I finally found …
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"mmmmph, not now Jen. It's too early."
"Ahmud! This creeper is watching us sleep! Make him go away."
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"There they are, get them!"
"Well, shit."
How do Carl and Not Carl escape? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO ESCAPE?! That dude lo…
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"Shiiiiiiii-"
"Oh, hello Not Carl. I just had the weirdest dream..."
"No no no, that wasn't a dream. There real…
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"Why would you need to come in? Here let me sign it."
"Uh....."
Eunsan takes the package and signs it, and is about to …
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We need to make sure that we keep the focus of the stickers on how we use them. The point of stickers is not to get stickers, but instead to…
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I'm sorry, I haven't forgotten about this! I've been busy with school work, but this week is finals week so I'll be done wit…
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well fuck.
I'll still be on the irc, and I suspect I always will be. There's no way I'm going to lose this community. Maybe we&…
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"Weapons are armed and ready. Commencing attack."
(that's all I can do for now, will continue later)
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I think they might send them out in batches. I just got an email saying mine were on the way, too.
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this is so much better. thanks!
I updated the code a little: http://jsfiddle.net/ZcW4j/
I fixed a bug where the random hex code was only fiv…
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lulz. I went to your profile and stickered a bunch of your posts that I hadn't already. You have some great stuff.
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hmm, that might be it. If that's the case, then this should be complete, working code (just not on canv.as):
http://canv.as/script/27r
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That's ANOMINOUS, and don't you forget it.
...also, steerepike drew most of it.
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No. This hype over nokonoko needs to stop now. It was fun when it was just a few people doing it with the intent to annoy him, but now it…
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This one isn't technically a selfie because I didn't take it, does it still count?
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I made this from a different pic of you. Sorry for stalking your facebook.
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"ooooOOOAAAUGH!"
"Whaaaaat, kick it in the balls! Ahmud, stop screaming and kick it in the balls!"
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It's a guy with swords made out of tin foil. The mask is a peanut shell with sharpie eyes. This little guy doesn't specifically have…
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Oh, I never posted my avatar here. This is a real store located somewhere in England. I intend to visit it one day.
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Not Carl briefly considered ditching his hat to disguise himself as Carl, but realized that his devilishly-handsome good looks would quickly…
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"There's a teleporter in this dungeon?"
"Nope! We could have teleported back to the ship anywhere!"
"Then why d…
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"Hello, moot. This is dmauro. Yes, Carl got away. He..... Yes, I know. I am aware the alien got away. We are doing our best to finish t…
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"So that means the mind control device should be able to be deployed in an hour," said Timothy.
"Good, good. Nick, what is th…
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Not Carl takes out a phone and calls A.D.A.M, but just as Carl walks to the entrance to keep guard, ae pops out!
"Oh no, the prisoners …
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You don't have a fulcrum to make a pulley, so you settle on the next best thing: brute force.
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It's getting late. We should find a place to rest now that we're on the other side of the lake from the alien.
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"I AM THE LEADER OF THESE PEOPLE"
"Your majesty..."
"I WAS NOT SPEAKING TO YOU, WEAKLING. I WAS SPEAKING TO THE OTH…
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ugh.......
"Hiya!"
"Carl? Is that you?"
"Yep! We're trapped in a dungeon!"
"Whaa.... hold on, I look …
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I believe that this is absolutely perfect.
I found it here:
http://imaii.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/this-is-how-gentlemen-roll/
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"Alright, thanks. So how did you get caught, too?"
"Eunsan recognized me as soon as I started to awkwardly hit on her! She wa…
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As he's looking for the observatory, Not Carl finds a conference room with people talking inside of it. He listens in...
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You valiantly decide to push the button, something about learning lessons going through your head.
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You prepare for his next attack, but Karate Bear just falls asleep and collapses. What the fuck? Oh wait, does this mean perish song actuall…
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"Where are you taking us, Mr. Big Thing? Did you know my brother still wets the bed?"
"We're doomed. We're both going…
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I drew this earlier today to add some festivity to the classroom. I was happy with how it turned out :)
Feel free to draw something vaguely…
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(and I'm going to bed now. I better see some comments when I get back ಠ_ಠ)
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"Great..... So where are we exactly?"
"Somewhere deep underground in the headquarters. I'm not exactly sure where! :D&quo…
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Alright, I'm going to bed now. I've been doing this for eight hours. See you all tomorrow.
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"You want me to fly this thing for you? Why would I do that?"
How do you get the pilot to fly you to safety?
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Of course that's the only way to take notes. Random head of a creepy dude.
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"His nickname is Mud."
"That's not my nickname. Also why aren't you running."
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"THANK YOU FOR HELPING US RESCUE MY WIFE. YOUR FRIEND SHOULD AWAKEN IN A MOMENT."
"Wait, you can't leave us here!"
&…
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While Carl is distracting Eunsan, Not Carl is free to explore the headquarters. Where should he go?
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"Aaah, not another one!"
"Who are you? I've never seen something like you before."
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Hey. I still like your name. I can't draw either. Most of my posts are anonymous comments. Are you me?
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Until you find yourself solving math problems for fun and stickers, you're not a nerd.
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yep, I believe it's broken on firefox. I've currently switched to Chrome to work on scripts until canv.as team fixes this. Yes, they…
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(forgot to unanonymize previously)
thanks! The next thing I want to do is generate only two colors and alternate them, instead of all the co…
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I also like the idea of custom stickers. They would be sort of like the PARTY HARD sticker, in that when you see that particular sticker you…
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http://jsfiddle.net/ZcW4j/1/
This is a more elegant fix to the bug. The only thing is the random color goes from #100000 to #FFFFFF, but tha…
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Ok, I think I need to clear some stuff up here. Nokonoko is a guy. The only special treatment he has gotten from the mods is to turn all of …
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I'd like to join in on this, but I have no idea how to use whatever language is being used here. What's a good website so that I can…
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That would be a cool way to engage the community, but it wouldn't really have any effect on the sticker economy. Simplified, that idea j…
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I'm just sick of all of the posts and threads about nokonoko. They were fun and amusing at first, but now they happen way too often and …
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This fucking sticker. It's basically an insult to the post you give it to.
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It's hard to think of how much this site impacted me. It pushed me to start learning how to draw, which is now a huge hobby of mine. It …
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There's no way I'm gonna win, but I might as well try for the raffle.
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I used the paintbucket tool for the coloring, but whatever. The rest is text.
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Carl Anvas was a very lucky man. Against all odds, he won the first annual canv.as lottery. The prize was a free tour of canv.as headquarter…
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Never played this game, but this was fun to draw. I did this guy: https://bindingofisaac.wikia.com/wiki/Peep
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You check your pockets for stuff.
You have a piece of blue string, a couple pieces of old candy corn, and a nickel. You appear to have forg…
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That's not a drawing, but I really wanted to do samurai jack dancing so I'll let it slide this time.
Request: a very frightened sc…
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"It looks like the city is evacuated," said Carl.
"Yeah, it's not safe here with that alien," replied Not Carl.
&quo…
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ALRIGHT NOW LET'S FINISH THIS STORY
"Carl, you call the authorities while I contact A.D.A.M. to get some help."
"But I d…
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WHUMP!
RAAAWR!
It looks like Not Carl is going to have to fight this karate bear! What ninja move should he use first?
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"See that alien over there? I need to get away from it as fast as I can because it is going to kill everything and destroy the city and…
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"This doesn't look like a space ship."
"How would you know? You've never seen a space ship before."
"Touché…
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"We have completed the mind control device. Carl is in the dungeon and is ready at your command," reported Timothy.
"Good, go…
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There it is! But that's just a small helmet. How could that fit on a gigantic alien?
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We have a package for you, ma'am. We need to, uh, come inside in order for you to sign for it.
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"Hey green thing, go away. We're trying to sleep.
...christ, Jen, just let it stare. Steph doesn't seem to care."
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"My precious Xxthanador! My beautiful Xxthanador! She is gone!"
"Sir, I am deeply sorry for your loss. But what should we do …
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Not Carl decides it's a good idea to look for an observatory. Now which door is the observatory behind?
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Well, what do you know. We got it. Here it is with 8 panels.
http://canv.as/script/2ce
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"I don't know what you're saying, but hello there large thing! Thanks for rescuing us, my name's Jen and this is my brother…
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You muster up your strength, get in the pose, and start screaming as loud as you can. Try as hard as you can to kamehameha, all that comes o…
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You make it to the roof where there is a helicopter for some reason. You can see the giant alien outside already starting its rampage.
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I'm glad that most of the 4chan crowd is getting angry and leaving. The site is way less active than it has been in the past, but almost…
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What does Secret Agent Not Carl do? Does he save Carl or does he have more important things to do?
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I messed up the math for the colors, just replace it with this:
var color1 = '#'+Math.round(Math.random()*15787575+989680).toString(…
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http://canv.as/script/2ac
This is under 20 lines, but it's not working for me. Maybe because I'm declaring too many variables?
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I think you have a great idea here with making the level system already in place do something more. As it stands, all leveling up does is ma…
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I have gotten replies to emails within a day, before. Emails about the IRL stickers are a different ball game, though. They are apparently s…
