anonymous
@Anonymous:
Oh, that reminds me of a fun story. A few weeks ago I took a motorcycle class and the instructor was a motorcycle cop. He told us that one time he was looking for speeders on the interstate when he sees a silver Buick going about 90, speed limit 60, so he pulls the Buick over. Walks up to the car, driver rolls his window down and snaps, "What?" It's this elderly guy with his wife sitting in the passenger seat. The cop explains that he pulled him over for going 90 in a 60 zone and asks the guy why he was in such a hurry. Guy says, "I gotta take a shit." Cop laughs, "Ok, hold on a minute," and walks back to his motorcycle to write the guy a courtesy citation. As he's writing out the citation he sees the guy open the car door, get out, open the door to the back seat. Cop isn't sure what's going on so he keeps watching. The guy looks around, squats behind the door and takes a dump right there on the side of the interstate. His wife hands him some paper towels or something, he wipes, pulls up his pants and gets back in the car. By this point the cop is laughing hysterically. He calls for backup--and this cop NEVER calls for backup. Four more cop cars show up and he says to them, "Hey, could you go over and take a look at that pile of paper towels over there?" One of the cops cautiously walks over, bends down to look at it, catches a whiff, and everyone roars with laughter. The first cop goes back to the guy in the driver's seat and says jokingly, "I'm only going to write you a courtesy citation for the speeding, but I will have to arrest you for littering." The guy gets out, takes another paper towel and picks up his pile of shit and tosses it in the trunk. The cop explains that he was joking but the guy's like, "No, no, I littered, I'm sorry."
tl;dr being a cop is a shitty job
