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You notice no effects from the sanitizer, but after a swig from your flask, you can feel your VIM increase the tiniest bit and your IMAGINAT…
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You decide to take a page from the INTERNET DETECTIVE'S GUIDE TO SOLVING CASES and finish off the mysterious liquid in your flask.
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Something came up and I'm gonna have to call this to a close for now.
If someone wants to pick up the story, please, by all means do, …
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You decide on the name "Herbert LaFemme" after a suggestion on a website. I suppose you could have done better, but then again you…
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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 1st of July, is this young man's birthday. Though it was sixteen y…
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Herbert tries to work his way to bed but falls down out of exhaustion from drinking the MYSTERIOUS LIQUID.
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You look around for your FLASK, but cannot seem to find it. You vow to continue looking.
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You figure this is as good a time as any to BE THE OTHER GUY.
But wait, who is this other guy? What's his name?
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You drink the sanitizer and wonder what the hell possessed you to do such a stupid thing in the first place.
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You check your pockets and you find:
One (1) bottle of Caligulas Sanitizer
One (1) key ring with no keys
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You look on the window sill for your flask.
You wonder if you can just reach over and...

