SQ_Minion
Canvas Headquarters
111 E. 14th St., #359, 2nd Floor
New York, NY 10003
Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed? *pomf* =3
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We are all humans. We breathe the same air, we look at the same sky, we dream the same dreams. Divisions are arbitrary. Our home is Earth.
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I drop the bass.
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People hating people for hating people? Canv.as should not be a place for that. Newfriend, beta hipster, 4chan, Reddit--the only thing that …
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Going barefoot and using TVs got way too popular. Now I browse Canv.as on my Kindle while wearing drills as shoes.
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You come in here and flop your gargantuan e-penis on the table and say, "I didn't even want to do this, I'm only doing it becau…
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I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car to take a picture. It's just down the road from a tavern--I'm thinking it's th…
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I just finished performing the world's slowest rendition of "Y.M.C.A.".
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The site just feels dead and compartmentalized and I can't find the motivation to keep coming here. I never had that problem on the old …
