@CyberTaco: This just means you had the forethought to freeze the grapes, yet leave the white wine warm so that you could show off how 'clever' you are.

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@fatmisanthrope: Wine that's... left over? Explain this heresy.

@fatmisanthrope: "?" what, you don't make Boeuf Bourgignon in the crock pot and throw in a couple of red wine ice cubes for flavour?

Everything you need to know about food and cooking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bFSVUkw3c0&feature=relmfu

@hamslice: Or you bought it from the supermarket, which is unclassy but whateva

@fatmisanthrope: ...Red wine doesn't need to be frozen to keep... Unless you're planning on storing it for like 2 years or something.

@Anonymous: A chain lock can be trouble if you are locked out or breaking-in. This technique is for if you are on the outside of the locked door. Open the door as far as it will go so that the chain is taught. Reach around to the inside to attach the rubber band as the image depicts. Close door slowly to unlock chain.

@Anonymous: I don't get it either. And it would only work with specific handles? Probably can't work with door knobs, right?

Best canv.as thread in a while

@Anonymous: Fun is for the weak. You're an adult, and you should have started acting like one a long time ago.

@Anonymous: Adults and high-fat. high-sugar snacks... heh.

@Anonymous: I eat them simply to prevent others in my immediate vicinity from receiving any pleasure from these silly confections.

I don't have a picture to share...but an idea that may help some with their gas mileage. Goto your local automotive store that sells programmers (usually ~300USD), program your vehicle for better gas mileage (takes five minutes). Return programmer the next day, with the reason being that it causes your transmission to shift hard. Get your money back, while keeping your car programmed for increased gas mileage.

@Anonymous: I can't afford Oreos. Will this work with Hydrox?

@Nerorising: i cant afford milk, will this work with sunny D?

@Anonymous: I can't afford Sunny D. Will this work with urine?

@Anonymous: I can't afford those fancy hooks. Can I use the frame of my glasses?

Is this thread oreos?

@Jiakko: this thread is about stuff you cannot afford

@Anonymous: This is affordable: http://lifehacker.com/5711774/hack-your-way-through-the-ikea-catalog-this-weekend

@Anonymous: That Tony Hawk and his 720 into a telephone pole. When will he ever learn?

@Anonymous: If I were to eat them in such a preposterous manner, someone may take joy in witnessing the event.

@Anonymous: Trust me, there are none who would take joy in seeing you eat a bowl of Oreo cookies and milk. Especially not it you let the cookies get to that soft mushy stage.

@Anonymous: the1butterfly would

@Anonymous: https://canv.as/user/the1butterfly

@Anonymous: I can think of two genuine non-shady reasons for doing this.`

1. You locked yourself out...
*...by exiting through a window/fire escape you cannot return through/by....
*...and the door you exited through has closed behind you and cannot by re-opened....
..and the only way of getting back in is to use the (other) door you have access to but used a chain lock on.

2. The person inside the room....
...is Unconscious/Asleep/Deaf/Under attack/Hostile*/Squatting* and...
...you need to Rescue/Evict* them without destroying the door.

@Anonymous: OH I GET IT NOW.
Sorry, I didn't realize that you reached in through the gap with the rubber band. I thought this was supposed to be rigged up before you left your house. Derp!

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My door has a round doorknob, not a handle. Checkmate, criminal scum! :D

@Anonymous: oreo cereal is best cereal