@Anonymous: Can't you find something better to do... nobody even knows who you are DAD, and the fact that you banged my mom, is nothing to brag about, whoever she is.... was.

@Meander_Thralls: Alright, I've read a bit through your Founding Fathers' quotes, and now it at least makes sense to me, why you are so obsessed with their terminology. I even agree with you to some extent that America today is not the country they envisioned, but I, on the other hand, don't see them as authorities on that matter, and don't really agree with what they thought was a perfect country and how possible it is to organise it in reality. That is all.

@Paladinus: Believing in gawd is already a delusion. You can't just turn that off by showing those people proof to the contrary. This seems obvious considering how many religious people are on the planet.

@Merdle: Being an atheist is already a willing rebellion against God. You can't just turn them to the Light by showing these people the Truth. This seems obvious considering how many atheists are on the Internet.

@Anonymous: Ah but my claims are true!

@JaneSmith: Nah, just I'm right and you're wrong.

@Anonymous: But can't you just see how wrong you are in your assumption that you are right?

there is no right or wrong when it comes to religion... only in your actions.

@Anonymous: tis the new politics... i'd rather vote on cleavage.

@Matchboxboy: I'm Catholic but it isn't my fault since I was confirmed before I ever even had an orgasm... that is just wrong.

They confirm people during said orgasm. ChurchXXX

@Matchboxboy: Just like choir practice.

@Anonymous: dude, it's the mock service for the altar boys where the circle jerk happens. Choir practice is all ages round here.

@Matchboxboy: Choir practice sounds like a perfect euphemism for circlejerk to me.

@Anonymous: I'm telling you - The altar boys. Ain't no self respecting priest lowering himself to the goddamn choir. What do you think they are, peasants?

@Anonymous: So... The Bible must be wrong, because it says so in the Bible.

@Wookian: How can He be vegan when all the priests and Sunday school teachers and Popes keep saying He's omnivorous?

This thread makes me want to throw up and then put it back in my mouth so I can argue with you guys.

I'm not sure if I've been in this thread already, but it feels like I have.

lmao at people defending Hitchens.

whats next? incessant zizek quoting?

ITT: pseudo-inteligent arguments

@Anonymous: With great facts like:
"He told us he loved us, then released horrific plagues upon mankind."
"We were made to seek him, but he does everything in his power to hide."
"He tries to persuade people to his side, then hardens their hearts against him."

"Gawd really is a Special A kid." - Your local priest
"We love him because, it would be mean to leave him alone." - Your mother