why dont we make this into an adventure?

You wake up on a strange dirt road with a weird sign. you are still in a haze but you find a mirror. what do u look like?

@Anonymous: your name is amish xavier man.

on with the story. you get up and, see that the sign says jurassic park. do you walk in or leave?

@Anonymous: unfortunately, after you walk in to the park, u r attacked by a monster.

lets go a different route and start over. who r u now?

@Anonymous: ok u r...tht guy.

so do u go in the park or leave the other direction

@lollajames: well you defeated the first monster but there r many more. luckily you've found this lovely lady named Eunsan to guide you on your quest.

where do you go from here?

@Anonymous: you use a time machine to transport to the end of the world. you are changed into your future selves. you have become a fat old man, but luckily, eunsan is still just as lovely.

should u go back and try to save the world, or set up shop here and go on badass adventures with the magical dog, sword and bear hat that you found?

@Anonymous: it's the end of time and you are in a weird dimension with a ton of clocks. your hands and feet have become nubs for some reason. maybe its a side effect of the dimension, maybe you lost them in a war...maybe the artist got too lazy and didnt want to embarrass themself with shittily drawn hands.

what do you do now?

@cookiemonstr: sorry guys, im incredibly impatient and SUPER bored.

you grow wings and fly threw a sky full of pictures and stickers (Eunsan doesn't need wings because she's a mod and I forgot them). "look down there" says Eunsan. "it's _______!"

what is it, and will you fly down there?

first thing I thought of