Can't draw. Sorry.

AROOO

He looks fat.

Because nothing screams epic as much as having your head blown to pieces.

P.S. I really consider Kennedy my favourite American president.

didnt say anything about real life presidents B)

this thread is just asking for this.....

it's Martin van Buren, in office March 4, 1837 – March 4, 1841
as at least he had the same first language as I have

@Anonymous: Because the rest of the world is tired of the US proclaiming itself as 'America'. It's not that Evo Morales is among my favorite presidents, but I think he is somewhat… ¿cute? I like his shirts.

My drawing skills suck, so I contributed with an image. I wanted to make my point clear enough in this thread.

Ulysses S. Grant. He was a shitty president (hence the shitty drawing) but he was a badass. Here's why:
1. Only president to die from cancer. Pretty badass.
2. He fucking chain smoked cigars. If that's not classy as fuck, I don't know what is.
3. Shitty president or not, he was a badass general. A lot of dead rednecks from Shiloh and Gettysburg can attest to that.
4. Possibly the best writer of any president (read his memoirs, he was incredible).
5. Ulysses was also the name of.. who? Oh yeah, a fucking Greek hero/badass

Eisenhower, and Allies accepting the German surrender.

Like a Boss...

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Guess.

The inventor of possibly the greatest pattern ever, and an entire genre of music. Ladies and gentlemen, President James K. Polk.

Om nom nom nom nom.

He's eligible, it's gotta happen.