Fuck that guy, never liked him anyway.

Well, you sure taught him a lesson, now what do you do? This party blows.

Forget this place, in a world where you only want to do the Awesome and be the Baddest of the Bad, your only friend turns against you.

If you can't be the baddest of the bad, you might was well be the Awesome. So you quickly grab the curtain and some... curtain.. hanger... rings... from the exploded window and fasten yourself a cape and some bracelets that you'll have enchanted later. Then you decide to tie your hair into a ponytail.

Just as you turn to leave out of the exploded wall (your carbed is wrecked, sadly.. you'll just have to go loot another one sometime) the breeze catches you just right, your cape and ponytail flowing in the wind.

Such a bad ass must have such a bad task, what is it?

As you walk, thinking about where a Wimble King would be, you reflexively punch a child who wandered too close. The mother of the child saw this and was about to become upset... but she soon recognized that it was her child's fault.

One does not simply approach Lancelot the Third.

Where should we check for the Wimble King first?

You get to the nearest parking lot, where you find your other friend (who is a hawkman) Joseph Cornwall. He seems to still be mad at you for busting into his house with a carbed a few weeks back.

You ask him if he's seen the Wimble King.

He appears to know something is up, but obviously doesn't want to be a part of it.

What do you do to persuade him?

@Anonymous: You remember too late that he's happily married, he swings at you with his ringed hand.

You take the brunt of the blow, losing 1 of your Fairie Points. You have 4 left.

You have one more chance to convince him to help you.

@Anonymous: He graciously accepts your apology, you've dodge the bullet on this one.

You have gained a companion, he tells you that he's heard of this 'Wimble King' and that all he knows is that he's throwing some kind of celebration one town over.

What do you do, bros?

Okay, taking another break, but when I come back... OUR JOURNEY TO CRASH THE PARTY OF THE WIMBLE KING!

Be prepared, I have no idea whats going to happen.

@totallybob: edward fortyhandsssssss woo

@totallybob: not knowing what to do, our hero begins drinking. in his drunk state, he sees an angel.

"lancelot, you are our only hope to save the world. go fight the wimble king...and cut that fucking mullet, you look like a dumbass."

what do you do now?

come on bob, finish the story, we have so many unanswered questions.

@totallybob: bob wakes up in his apartment with a massive hangover. suddenly, he sees something strange in his apartment.

what is it???

@crtrue: he suddenly recognizes it. it's his problem staring him in the face. he decides to make a change. he goes to his computer to go on canv.as but to his surprise, he sees another thing.

what is it now???