@Anonymous: no, I don't really think that. They are good friends of mine.
Although, the one on the left tried to drag me back to her loft to have her way with me a few years ago...

@Anonymous: pics or it didnt happen

@Anonymous: It's called taking one for the team son... and you blew it.

@Anonymous: look kid.. every good woman knows to get the best out of their man they have to tickle the prostate gland.

@Anonymous: Yeah but who wants a hambeast like that to do it? I mean what if she got confused halfway through and thought your ass was a roast or something? There's just some chances you can't take.

@Anonymous: Life is all about chances my friend. Some you come out on top, some you don't and some you just never do again... Hence the reason why you never EVER ask a partner about their sexual experiences. It just might turn you off.

@Anonymous: Tell that to #Chubby_chicks

@Anonymous: Hello my closed minded fool.. please google the history of fat.

@Acidsmooth: the hot one??? so what you are telling me is... your partner is ugly.

@Anonymous: How about you google fat people are disgusting no matter what. I don't care that you use some bullshit justifications to excuse your unhealthy lifestyle or fetish.

@Anonymous: Isn't that just a cage to keep the fat from seeping out everywhere else?

@Anonymous: I'm a man and I feel guilt and remorse every time ._.

@Anonymous: My unhealthy lifestyle.. Really? how about your unhealthy lifestyle of stress do to your dis-hatred of fat people? cant be good on the heart. smiles.. truth is I am as fit as a fist in an ass. My problem is I except people for who they are not what they are...

@Anonymous: My dear anon.. I do so apologize for my weak effort to troll. " as fit as a fist in an ass." was stretching it a bit. Even if it was a comment made in a gay thread. I do sincerely hope you except my apology. I hope this never happens again much like how you have decided in life to never let a female tickle your prostate gland. Go with God and for ever look to porn for your frustrations.
sincerely,
Go fuck yourself.

@Anonymous: >implying that only men can fuck
>implying that there is zero probability of a lesbian sleeping with a man
>implying that "by definition" means anything beyond theoretical contexts

@Anonymous: Why do you keep on insisting I am fat? When I clearly stated that I was not... Hmm must be that closed mind I insist on you having... You do realize every time you post it only confirms this.. oh well as they say in the back woods... " A wood chuck only chucks as much wood as a chuck can suck."

@Anonymous: nobody in the backwoods says that. you are a city-based fraud

@Anonymous: Oh and do tell.. just what back woods you are from?

@Anonymous: If you can insist I'm closed minded then why can't I insist you're fat? You do realize that with every post you make you only sound increasingly more close minded than you're accusing me of being. Oh well as they say in the back woods..... This is a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

@Anonymous: sorry.. but I fail to see race as an issue here..."pot calling kettle black" my friend you need help more help then the interwebs could ever/would ever provide...

@Anonymous: Giving the way I type.. Has it come down to that? default font is not good enough.. must we be forced to judge each other on the font we type in? shameless I tell you.. just shameless... It's like saying you raped somebody because of the way they dressed/acted. Is this what it comes down to? should I get a lawyer and sue you for font discrimination? Hmmm.. maybe I should.. if nothing else it would be the first in the history books...

Stop it guys. Your argument isn't even entertaining anymore so you won't get any more lol stickers.

@Anonymous: I sticker ever post.. you stickerless sad sack of a sadsack. en fact of a fact i was fact to fact a fact to fact you.

@Anonymous: Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!

@Anonymous: But I do sticker the post that sticker a sicker... I don't even know what...

@Anonymous: check it... offspring.. the truth is you where not planed.. You Father totally meant to pull out. I begged him even demanded that he cum on my face or belly.. But noooo.. the little prick had no self control.. and that is the only reason you are here today.

@Anonymous: You do not sticker all the posts.
I say other people do it most.
Your lack of stickering is quite gross.
I will not take stickers from you now,
Despite our argument well-rambled.
No fan I am of such a cash cow.
Also I think maybe your brains are scrambled.
So I'll leave this thread! Today! Today!
Today I say!
Without delay!

@Anonymous: Burma Shave!

@Anonymous: I make you sick? A nameless faceless persona on the web that makes you sick... You need help.. you need help in a fast way.. you can start by stop watching fox news.. remove all your toys and dolls that you call retro.. and for god sakes stop playing super nes games on your PC.

@Anonymous: I gave you a cookie

This is perhaps the most retarded argument I have ever seen on the internet.