@Anonymous: It is kinda funny don't ya think?
Besides its already here.

@narge: this has been answered already: https://canv.as/p/szk4x

@Anonymous: Obviously monocle refers to 'one', it only covers one eye. The portmanteau of 'number one' and 'monocle' is for aesthetic reasons, not any sort of lexicographical accuracy.

@Anonymous: >reads dictionary
>has amazing epiphany
>doen't realize that it's plainly obvious

@Anonymous: Well they are really stupid, cause if there's no interest in these posts they could just hit the road ! As a beta hipster, I can say that : they are the shame of all the beta hipsters.






Yeah and I'm a bit mad cause they downvote my OC D':

@narge: Performance reasons perhaps? Don't want to lag slow people's com... I mean people's slow computers.

@Anonymous: I've known this since I first saw the word, which was when the sticker shop was introduced.
Congratulations though, mindblowing.

@Anonymous: Because it's brilliant and hilarious, specially because he posted it under OP sticker begging post.

@bhudapop: It was probably fairly taxing on the servers.

@bhudapop: Because every change canv.as makes is a bad change.

@bhudapop: Because it was confusing to newfriends. No, really.

@bhudapop: I'm guessing the startup funding mootles got is running out.

@Anonymous: >Implying one needs to read a dictionary to find out what "mono" means.
Fucking dumbass.

@Anonymous: I say it's less than a year before moot runs away to mootico again.

@Anonymous: gave it another monocle because fuck the police

@Lois_Lane: I think you missed the point. If you know what a monocle is, you know why it says mono. Yet, the OP seemed to have had a small epiphany when finding out the etymology of the word.

@Anonymous: Well glandular is one letter away from grandular... if you have grandular fever, it is posh and grandiose which is in keeping with the monocleness definition... an equal nonsensical argument, wouldn't you say?

@OliveOodle: Equally at the very least, old chap!