You think he's deep, but he really isn't

the network FTW

@Anonymous

This thread is really what canv.as is all about: a found image exploited into funny/interesting OC.
That's why we should give OP more credit for believing in those picture, instead of just stickering the remixes.
I remember when canv.as etiquette worked fine: remix a post, sticker op.

@Anonymous: You, sir, are the cancer. Please, kindly GTFO.

@Anonymous: Story of my life as a D1 athlete

Fix'd

True Story

Christopher John, Bay Area comedian.

He was assassinated 1000 days later...

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

This day is called the Feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day and comes safe home
Will stand a-tiptoe when this day is named
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall see this day and live t' old age
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours
And say, "Tomorrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars
And say, "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words —
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester —
Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
This story shall the good man teach his son,
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered,
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition.
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day.