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  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: in the north east Protestants are one of the more liberal churches

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

  • @Anonymous: >> doesn't even say that, it just says gay sex is a sin. no mention whatsoever of gay sex though. it does, however, say it's unconstitutional in the constitutions of nearly half of the states.

    lolol wut?

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

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    1 year ago

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: The Constitution doesn't say I can't drive a freight train on a dirt road either.
    That doesn't make it possible.

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  • Trolls trolling trolls eventually making good points to troll more trolls.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: no it was founded on christianity

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    I'm actually for "gay rights," but the Constitution should be amended if that's the route we want to take to protect them. The Constitution doesn't say anything about sexual orientation.

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  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    I as a christian like to think that god has better things to think of than where a man sticks his penis.

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  • @Anonymous: It's already in the Constitution. It is called the 14th Amendment, Section 1.

    "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

    If you don't see the application to this to gay couples and their inability to get health insurance, transfer property, etc., you should probably contact your nearest Constitutional scholar to draw you a map.

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  • @Anonymous: god obviously isn't male then

  • @Anonymous: All men are created equal. Gay people are technically men... so maybe just lesbians shouldn't be allowed to get married.

  • The government and "church" fuck people up the ass daily... hypocrites.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: >Christian
    >Doesn't read the Bible
    Seriously LOTS of commands. Paul even said no fornicator shall enter into the Kingdom of heaven. If your not gonna follow the teachings, quit calling yourself a Christian.

    Now I can see where you could say God doesn't care about the non-Christians sex life. In Hebrews it says the natural man is no better then an animal born to be destroyed. Which makes sense considering he killed all those Egyptian first born despite most of them did nothing more wrong than the average human.

    It seems to me the Christian view would be as follows. Christians are to do their best to abstain from sin. Heathens, It doesn't matter you are damned anyway, if you wish to join the Christians you have to repent, but if not, it's none of my business.

    If this is tl;dr
    A Christian's job is to judge himself, not others.

  • @Anonymous: 14th amendment covers gay ppl, actually.

  • @Anonymous: "last time i checked america was still one country"
    I realize that Canada is a state the US refuses to accept as it's own, so we've convinced everyone they're their own country.
    But about all the countries below Texas/Arizona?
    Are they also part of the United States?
    Cuz last I checked ... America meant an entire continent.
    North and South.

    As for the US being founded on equality ... you know, the founding fathers who hated homosexuals because some were theists. Not to mention the slave owners. Guess it was one of those lessons of do as I say, not as I do.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @AvengerOfBoredom: >Cuz last I checked ... America meant an entire continent.
    >North and South.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas#cite_note-dictionaryDotCom-2
    Give us a break there, Che.
    Last time I checked, football referred to a game played with a foot, and a ball.
    And North and South America are 2 continents, guy.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    >"I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature."
    >Orthodox Christianity
    Somebody needs to learn history, and maybe a little more about christianity, too:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_denomination

  • @Anonymous: So, North and South continent's are two separate ones?
    So, one doesn't run with their feet and one doesn't punt/kick the ball?
    Interesting logic. Do go on.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @AvengerOfBoredom: Yes.
    No, one runs with an /egg/ in his /hands/.
    We can discus more if you like.

  • @Anonymous: You miss the point. This part of the amendment specifically addresses that citizens need to be treated equally under law. If I have a wife and I get hit by a bus after this post, she gets everything I possess without having to pay any additional taxes. However, if I were a gay man, my partner would be taxed as if they were a separate person in those states that do not recognize a civil union, that's in violation of this amendment.

    And there's lots of other areas where this applies beyond inheritance: the ability to make health care decisions, joint filing of taxes, so forth and so on.

    "They have the same right to marry somebody of the opposite sex as everyone else." See recently passed Amendment One in North Carolina, which is just one example among many that illustrates that this statement is false. You need to spend some time understanding this issue, because you have a poor grasp of the essentials.

  • @Anonymous: No, you don't fully understand the situation, and you appear to not be able to understand my posts. Nowhere in my posts do I mention the word, "right". Nor, is it implied. The issue is that heterosexual couples are treated differently under the law than homosexual couples. This is in violation of the 14th amendment, not terribly hard to understand.

    You also seem to be burdened by some form of "originalism". I'll clue you in. The dominate form of law in the United States is, and has always been, common law. So, the law is what judges have decided it means over time, and not merely what legislators or a common/legal understanding of the law meant at the time of its passing. The Founding Fathers understood this point, and they would have not agreed with you, and other originalists, and your attempts to refashion American jurisprudence into some form of civil code.

    Further, your argument fails on its own terms. By your rationale, heterosexual relationships would have to be spelled out in detail, and the law would have to change every time society's attitudes have changes - e.g., before 1967, it was illegal for there to be inter-racial couples in the United States which is a group that is about 8% of the population and very similar in circumstance to gay marriage today. Yet, this is not how the law has ever worked, and the attitudes of the Founders on inter-racial or gay marriage is irrelevant (see again common law as a legal system). You:

    1. So why now in 2012 are you so convinced that the Constitution guarantees the right to gay marriage? The Constitution doesn't talk about marriage at all.

    2. When did the meaning of the law magically change? When gay people started getting legal civil unions.

    3. It's very dangerous to let the government start changing the meaning of laws without amending the laws. It does this all the time under common law.

    4. ...we shouldn't want a few Justices to change it when they please. Look up t…

  • @Anonymous: Your arguments are getting dumber. Go get your law degree and then let's talk.

  • @Anonymous: Sooo... when two people join together... and become a couple... they each cease to be individuals?

    You best be trollin', because otherwise we're going to need to have a quiet talk with whoever's responsible for looking after you.

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  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    Canvas was better before it was open to the public. Most of us were good, down to Earth Atheists.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: No, it was not founded on Christianity. Many of our founding fathers were not Christian.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: Do you remember that time when Advice God dominated the whole popular page?

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: And later when the first Christian (Yiska) arrived.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @tahrey: but... corporations are people. Groups of people are individuals.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: Corporations are groups of people, but they usually tend to be biased or greedy.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: You're insinuating that people would have no morals without religion? Maybe if people knew how to raise their kids with some decent fucking manners and instill morals in them without using some imaginary fairy tale bullshit to scare the bejesus out of them, then we wouldn't have any real problems. The problem with America's youth is the inability of parents to raise their children properly by teaching them right or wrong. Your incompetence is borderline infuriating. The fact that you (and many other stupid Americans) heed to some stories (many of them stolen or plagiarized from religions predating Christianity) written by civilizations significantly less advanced than us and without any true comprehension of advanced science or the knowledge of the universe beyond this tiny, feeble planet is beyond me.

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  • @Anonymous: The real truth is that religion is just an extension of strong social pressure to conform. If you want an obedient society, putting the fear of a god in people is up there with threatening to cut off their head and burning their crops. I say, let people be disobedient, nay, rude -- because the quiet, "thoughtful" types are usually the first to demand blood sacrifice of the former.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: Someone was raised without a religious family :) Don't get so angry sir, this is just the internet. If you get angry there is something wrong. Now, I recommend you go to a local church / synagogue / mosque and find God so you can become kinder. :)

  • Why can't everyone believe what they want to believe?

  • @Anonymous: As someone who grew up in an irreligious household, it's true that morals don't exist in the sense of "this is what a book says, do this or else we'll pelt you with shame." You actually have to figure out what it means to be a good person on your own ... a scary thought, no?

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Sweetheart: They can believe what they want to believe, as long as they don't push it on others and as long as their religious beliefs don't influence or corrupt the laws and rules for the general populace. This country was founded by people that left Europe to escape the influence and forced beliefs of the religions held by the majority, yet here we are conceding to Christian beliefs.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: I was raised Roman Catholic and went to mass nearly every single Sunday until I was 15. It is almost beyond comprehension that so many people could buy into a book filled with a bunch of fabricated fiction nonsense written well beyond the dates of when the events even supposedly took place by a generation of people that weren't even alive to experience them. And there IS something wrong. Christianity and all of the other major religions of the world are beyond their expiration date and we should not be forcing everyone to adhere to the opinions and beliefs of a religious majority. Religion has become a divider and segregation tool in modern age and serves as a roadblock to progression for humans as a single, unified species.

    I'm not arguing that some of the values and morals found in the Bible (or any other major religious texts) are not useful, but we are advanced enough in this day and age to not need books written by people that would be considered practically barbarians by today's standards. We know what is right and wrong in this world and deep in our souls and consciousness. Needing to rely on some old books to teach you how to be a good person is, to put it gently, silly.

  • @Anonymous: Someone should go watch the South Park episode about the Future without Religion. Then learn a lil bit about human nature.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: If we're so advanced beyond it, why are irreligious people so detrimental to society? They're lack of morals seems to hurt society as a whole.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: I tend to see a lot more immoral religious people than immoral atheists.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: In my town and city I see the complete opposite, all the criminals have no religion and thus have no one to answer to for their crimes.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    @Anonymous: It's bad to have, as you call it, "no one to answer for your crimes".
    It's even worse to say you committed a crime to please your god.

  • @Anonymous: So if you work as part of a corporation, or get married, you cease to exist as an individual either within or apart from that? Erm, no.

    I have a feeling you subscribe to the same damaged mindset as those who decry evolution as false because "humans came from monkeys ... so why are there still monkeys?!".

    A couple has been created, or a corporation has been created, but the individuals who together make up that whole /ARE STILL THERE/ and their individual rights have not been alienated in the cause of their contribution to those partnerships.

    Please, stop trying to twist reality, and existing civil rights & freedoms law to fit your disgustingly bigoted worldview. You've slipped on this one. Give it up.

  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    N
IDIOT

    I've had enough of calling a spade a fork. There are intelligent and dumb christians, transgenders, atheists, republicans, gays, liberals, straights, even scientologists, men, mormons, women, and police officers.

    There is no good reason to allow your beliefs, political standpoint, sexuality, sex, gender, morality, or whatever be an excuse for your own crass moronism and stupidity, nor to lay an accusation of such at the foot of another based on those - or the other way around.

    Give it the fuck up.
    Some people are just dumb. Why aren't we allowed to test for idiocy (...as discrete from out-and-out "intelligence"; its as much an issue of personality as anything, very high IQ people can still be fuckwits) and shepherd them all off to a nice big island somewhere to wipe each other out and leave the rest of us in peace?

    NB... no killing... maiming... sterilisation... division on racial or other crass demographic grounds. Just putting the dangerously unmindful folk out of harm's reach. Where they lack the reach to harm everyone else. They probably won't be mourned. It's hard to build up any meaningful loving relationships when you're that much of a tube. May just need to administer a mild amnesiac to their parents and siblings.

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