@Anonymous: don't ruin his moment

A lot of these posts are mean.

this is my husband, dont show him any love and tell him to go mow the lawn damnit.

@Anonymous: This may be the internet, but it's also canv.as, which is known to be an awesome place full of nice people.

@iamriot: Of course you will. I hope you're not sending her facebook messages asking to take a photo you need in a desperate attempt to cover up your blatant lies. Because that would be a hard rock bottom right there. I mean, I used to troll people on Omegle, pretending to be a girl whose photo I found on myspace or whatever, but then I never ever have tried to contact that girl when those sods wanted more photos. She's a nice girl, I'm having a laugh at her expense, that's not exactly right as it is. I am pretty sure some people I've trolled had a toss off to her photos. That's why I stopped doing this, really. I thought, wow, that's just immoral. That's how all these stories about cyber-bullying start. What if someone meets her after having a chat with me? So, what I am saying is just think about it, right? You can just disappear, post anonymously, or just create a new account. Easy. I don't think anyone will even remember that thread in a month, if you just walk out of it as a grown up man.

@Anonymous: Well, it's easy to misread "troll" for "pick up", and "laugh" for "dates" and... Oh, wait, it is not. Nice try, though.

I for one think we should all post pictures of our wifes and girlfriends on canvas...

@iamriot: Top photoshop work there, mate. Except for that little artifact in the top left corner. And impossible shadow on that notebook. Nice job with EXIF, too.
Anyway, I called my friend, he said, he'd call Alice tomorrow.

@Anonymous: ohyou.jpg

@iamriot: lol seriously,where you from? i might owe you a drink for all this.

btw,the drink is for your wife

@w00dm4n: Texas is about as specific as I'm going to get.

@w00dm4n: and she is breastfeeding so.. no beer for her.

@iamriot: we're all friends here. that just hurt my feelings :(

@w00dm4n: (insert "fiction or falsehood" statement here)

@iamriot: wait Shutter Island isn't in Texas!

@iamriot: I like how we made her self-conscious about the forehead mole so she decided to brush her hair over it.

@Anonymous: Actually, she just got done blow drying her hair. She asked me if she needed to show it for verification.

@Anonymous: Also, it isn't a mole. Its a microdermal piercing.

@iamriot: we also need two proofs of ID and a utility statement

@iamriot: Whatever makes you sleep at night...

@Anonymous: she doesn't sleep when i'm there

@iamriot: Yeesh... hope the baby's got her momma's looks.
Except the mole, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...

@iamriot: Much prettier without all the body mods imo.

@Heji: It's doesnt bother me or her. No big deal.

@Heji: Much higher chance of becoming a meme tho...

@Anonymous: Maybe in the future. I have trouble posting my face on the internet let alone my boo D:

@Heji: You spelled boobs wrong...