@iamriot: sure, i'll show her how to make love.

@iamriot: Having sex with your wife would be cool.

@smaz45: It is cool.

@iamriot: when can i set it up? what's her cell number? got any more pics?

@Doom2099: She's all booked up for the next 50 years.

@iamriot: Forget it, she is a hipster!!!! i prefer chubby_girls

not all those who wander are lost?

@calhaus: exactly.

@Anonymous: I have broken her of her hipster ways.

@iamriot: Dude that spot on her forehead looks cancerous.
Trust me i'm a doctor.

@Anonymous: It's a micro dermal piercing. Not cancerous.

moar

@Anonymous: Do what?

@iamriot: Sorry man, I can't dig a chick with fuckable earlobes.

@Anonymous: If your dick can fit through a one inch hole, you don't have to worry about fucking any chicks.

@iamriot: If I can finger her ear it's a turnoff

@iamriot: Hahahahaha.
It's all about lube and tears. Mostly mine but a few of her's too.

@Anonymous: To each their own. I like it.

@iamriot: 50 years? you'll remarry when she dies? wow,that's cold.
That's why she should be with me, I'm like the Notebook.
I'll die the day she dies,after i've spent every dollar i have to use modern medicine to keep us alive and together for as long as possible.

@Anonymous: lol, I'll die before she does. 50 years is a pretty good estimate.

@iamriot: She'll get 87 more with me.
PLUS i'll be Preisdent.

@iamriot: this thread is shameful and you should feel ashamed

@Anonymous: I do.

Canvas is like 4chan for attractive people with reasonable social lives.

@iamriot: no shame and letting your canv.as buddies share in on your wife's poontang pie

i am a waifu too , online waifu

@Anonymous: Please forgive her. She knows not.

My girlfriend uses canv.as every day yet I don't make threads sticker begging. Wtf iz dis

@ItchyBarracuda: Dude, think of the imaginary internet stickers you could be getting by objectifying your partner. You're missing out on some huge imaginary internet stickers here, man.

@Anonymous: Hmm...you do make a good point that is hard to argue. I never thought of exploiting someone like this before.

@Anonymous: What kinda sticker would a sexy preggo pic get me?

Someone owes me 30 seconds of my life back. This thread is stupid as hell. So stupid, in fact, that I felt the need to comment on it.

Another marginally attractive girl with hipster photos...oooooo.

@iamriot: Some hearts, some :O's, and maybe a kawaii if you're lucky. As well as some flags.