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So there I was, browsing 4chan and Canvas (AT THE SAME TIME!!! (What girlfriend? (too many brackets going...))), reading a stickied Chan thread wherein Christopher here was answering questions for the community. One anon posed the question as to how Moot likes his coffee, an innocent enough question I suppose.
The defendant, Mr. Poole claimed that he doesn't drink coffee, and even went as far as to insinuate that he never has. Yet here he is clearly visible, looking across (possibly deep in thought) with vibrant lighting and a black and white filter applied in a sad, hipster attempt at being artsy.
AND LOW AND BEHOLD, the foreign object, held firmly between his soft, perfectly sculpted, beautiful (-wait what? I'm straight, OK?!... But that jaw...).
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A cup of *ghasps* coffee.
You never thought, as you posted as a moderator in that thread, you never knew this would come back to bite you! Well it has! And it's time to face the music, sonny! You have revealed yourself as a sham! A hipster with no alliby!
What now, Christopher "Moot" Poole? WHAT NOW???!!!101 1 -
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