nope

No, you are just fat

@Anonymous: Average dress size in the United States? Size 14. Not sure if that is true size or doesn't account for the fact that a Size 14 from 1950 is a Size 16-18 today.

@Meander_Thralls: That includes children, I believe the current is around 30.

@Anonymous: Well, you made me curious to revisit this question, from WebMD:

"Today, the average American woman is 5’4″, has a waist size of 34-35 inches and weighs between 140-150 lbs, with a dress size of 12-14. Fifty years ago, the average woman was 5’3-4″ with a waist size of approximately 24-25″, she weighed about 120 lbs and wore a size 8. Curiously, over the past twenty years, fashion model sizes have dropped from a size 8 to 0...It gets more interesting when you look at changes in women’s bodies and dress sizes dating from the 1950′s. There was actually a uniform sizing system for women’s clothes until the US Department of Commerce dropped it in 1983 noting that the traditional sizes were no longer reflecting the size and shape of the average consumer. Today, in order to cater to women’s vanity, as women have gotten larger, designers have manipulated sizes so that truly larger sizes are marked as smaller. A size 8 in the 1950′s is now a size 4 or less today. Sizing from brand to brand is now so variable that most women fill their closets with at least two or three sizes."

http://blogs.webmd.com/pamela-peeke-md/2010/01/just-what-is-an-average-womans-size-anymore.html

@Meander_Thralls: It's things like this that support the fact that men are more logical than women.

A guy whose waist is 32 inches around and whose legs are 34 inches long wears a pant size of 32x34. And similar measurements come with a shirt too.

Women wear clothing that is an arbitrary number that has no direct correlation with their body dimensions.

@Anonymous: Or, it could mean the Department of Commerce is illogical. I feel better stereotyping a Department in the U.S. government than woman - particularly since so many women are much smarter than I am.

I have a six pack and I find a lot of this thread offensive to fats. I aspire to be a feeder

@Anonymous: I'm not sure if mens sizing is more confusing, but Amy_ is right that mens sizing varies as well, about 3 inches off if we assume these Esquire numbers are representative.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/pants-size-chart-090710

Also, why are you hoping her asshole is bleached? Does it taste better then? Inquiring minds want to know.

@Meander_Thralls: When did this place become so fixated upon proving incredibly stupid points?

Does anyone really give a shit if that's true? The only thing that we should be discussing is how disgusting this fat bitch is.

I just keep thinking about how her leg looks like it is quite possibly the same girth as my torso. I am in no way slim but that leg looks like it came straight off a fuckin' large savannah-grazing beast.

@urial: you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.