@calhaus: So... Does this guy have amazing arm strength, or is he bending himself over the portal? Because if he was sitting down, he would fall through.

More like POOtals right guys? Right!

@Anonymous: or it could give a whole new meaning to the word portaloo

@itryhelp: Cheers. I really need to turn the brightness up on my screen :s

Oh well...

@Anonymous: More like a portal-potty. Amirite?

@Dr_SnM: You're gonna stick your leg up a chicks clunge!?!? fetish much?

@ADirtyRumour: What?! You don't like Legging?

@empTe: you think giving starving children mcdonald's is helping?

@Anonymous: It's so that they can apply for a job there!

@Anonymous: It's better than eating dirt, plus easy to mass produce.

@empTe: but you could have put ANYTHING on the other side and you chose mcdonald's...

@Anonymous: Can you think of any other food that would get weight on the more quickly? Worry about getting them more healthy food when they're back up to speed.

@Anonymous: think mcdonald's as food. stop thinking mcdonal's as fat americans who wouldnt get along with some starving children.

I love how people bitch about the fact that I picked McDonalds yet the act of altruism goes right over their head. I could have used the gun for my own benefit.

@empTe: i'm not saying it's a bad idea, it just seemed so weird that you chose a nutritionally empty way to feed people. of course it's better than nothing... but that's not saying much.

@empTe: some faith in humanity was restored :)

@Anonymous: Look, if I'm going to use a portal gun to get them food, obviously I'm going to have to pay for the food. I don't see myself affording 5 star meals for each of the kids.. I'd have to transport them somewhere within my economical means.

@Anonymous: Although, I imagine most businesses I brought them too would feed them pro-bono. Imagine the amount of great PR they would get from feeding starving children. It's a win-win really.

@Dr_SnM: I might go as far as fisting but legging to a bit too much. Plus i have terrible balance.

@Anonymous: There have been many forums dedicated to the topic of 'Can you f#%k yourself in the ass with a portal gun"

The overwhelming conclusion is that the answer is no. Because as you go in for the thrust your ass moves away at the same rate. So really it is just an exercise in frustration...

You could give yourself a reacharound though :)

@Dr_SnM: we need a portalgun mix with the time machine. Set the destination a few second different

@Dr_SnM: Clearly you don't have an extendable prehensile dick

@Anonymous: alas, no. :(

@Anonymous: I thought that was how ATMs worked O_O

@exALLthewhy: I knew that was your post straight away!

Problem solved. Now all that remains is to make the Portal gun...