@Xeno_Mezphy: This! A million times this! You win at House jokes.

Ahhhh this thread makes me laugh pretty hard.

As a freshman in high school, I was in an art class and had to get something for the teacher and that thing was down the hall. The art department uses these metal frames with foam on both sides for pinning art to and as I was walking back, I decided to kind of run my hand along them 'cause they were all soft. I was running my hand along them, along with my wrist. I decided to move my hand and just run my fingers along it towards the end and when I got back to class, my teacher was horrified to see that my index finger was sliced open.

If I hadn't moved my wrist up...

@Anonymous: I will fall for that. Have a kawaii :)

@Tati5001: You (and whoever gave me the banana sticker) have made my night!

@Enin: How did this get a bill murray sticker?

@tray: This is why you take off your pants to manscape.

@tray: You got lazy, how can you have a picture of somebody cutting off their finger without a bloody stump of a finger?

@tray: ???

I thought he cut his finger.

@Anonymous: cheers bro

@Anonymous: It takes a fuckton of skill to /MAKE/ a repost.

Ever have one of those shits where it takes an excessive amount of force to push it out? Then afterwards your body just keeps on pushing, even when nothing comes out? I'm always afraid of prolapsing when that happens. :(

@Anonymous: I can't thank you enough for not illustrating this.

@Anonymous: loll I have honestly found my cat in the fridge before.
Left it open while using the milk, turn around to put it back and there he was, sat in the bottom :|

@Anonymous: -for your eyes to start "bleeding" you need more than a scratch
-your eyes are not blood bags, don't trust anime
-cutting your eye (instead of just scratching it) is quite hard

@Anonymous: I gave you a #1 because most of these are funny... but i freak out about your post like kids freak out about monsters in the closet or some shit. Freaked the fuck out.

@NatSL: A friend's wife got a papercut on her eyeball. She recovered.

@tray: Lifesaver