my friend dropped a thin glass cover slip into his shoe, since cover slips are so thin he didn't realise what it was doing to his foot... Later on when he took off his shoe; blood everwhere

Accidentally drop sewing needle on carpet without realising. Play EA sports on Xbox kinect.

Smash a glass in the kitchen and don't clean up thoroughly enough then have steak and chips. Chew hard on the steak... It has a shard of glass in it

a hornet stings your dick whilst you pee behind a bush

you put a jam jar up your ass on cam and then it smashes

@echapa: So? Who gives a flying fuck?

@Anonymous: what is this? I don't get it, honestly.

@Anonymous: step on a crack, break your mother's back

@Anonymous: Congratulations. It seems like you don't have OCD.

@Anonymous: oh ok, I see now, thanks! Why is he crying though?

@Anonymous: I have a similar thing concerning my cat and my microwave oven. She likes to watch it spin but I freak out everytime she gets close to it.

@Anonymous: somewhere, his poor mother's spine has just snapped in half. he can feel her pain... as if the phantom link that connected them in utero still remained.

@Anonymous: I can't stay put longer than 10 minutes without having to double-check my cat is not inside the fridge.

Then after realizing he's not there, I will close the fridge's door and walk away slowly and always looking back just to be sure he doesn't sneak in.

I've never found it there, it's just that there's always a slight possibility that he somehow learned his way in.

ALL OF YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

@ChasM: This happened to me, I pulled on my eyeballs until I realized no contacts.
Hurt pretty bad.
: (

@Anonymous: then you should surrender because your cat is superior.

@Tati5001: I'd start with a course of SSRIs, they can really help OCD.

Then maybe go for a cat-proof lock, unless your cat is young.

@Anonymous: You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

@ChasM: I did something similar to this after losing my contacts in a swimming pool. Eventually I had to go to hospital and have them tell me that there was nothing in my eye.

@Anonymous: I can't look in the sky at night because it makes me feel the same as looking over a cliff. It's fucking terrifying. So much feel.

@Anonymous: Protip: If you're not there already, move to a big city. ;)

:( I haven't seen a clear night sky in... too long.