The Adventure of Carl Anvas
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Carl Anvas was a very lucky man. Against all odds, he won the first annual canv.as lottery. The prize was a free tour of canv.as headquarters, all expenses paid! Amazing! To say that Carl was super stoked would be an understatement.
So there he was, ordinary citizen Carl Anvas, standing in THE canv.as headquarters. Standing in front of him were his idols, Dave "dmauro" Mauro, Timothy "timothy" Fitz, Alex "ae" Ehlke, and Eunsan "lollajames" Huh. Moot, he was told, was out partying in some van or something, and Jeff was in time-out in the closet for fucking up the code.
A few hours and quite a lot of drinks later, Carl reeeeaaaaly needed to pee. So he started wandering around trying to find a bathroom. He was really drunk, so this was not an easy task. He stumbled to a door and fumbled with the doorknob until it opened, and subsequently collapsed onto the floor on the inside. Then he picked himself up and looked around to see if he found the right room.
What he found was a giant room full of computers. Not your regular desktops or laptops, but gigantic supercomputers that seemed to come from a 1970s sci-fi flick. Amazed, Carl looked back at the door and saw that it was labeled "CLOSET." He saw Jeff asleep in the corner. Carl had stumbled upon a secret canv.as room!
As Carl started to walk over to Jeff to check if he was okay, one particular computer caught his eye. All it had was a screen of gibberish and a single button, labeled "DO NOT PUSH!"
What should Carl Anvas do?!
