@Anonymous: if anything, alliterate!

kony montana redux

In West Uganda born and raised, on the battlefield is where I spent most of my days. Chilling' out, maxin' reloadin' all cool and takin some African kids out of their school. When a couple of liberals started making me fret, started making trouble on the Interenet. They started one campaign and my men got scared, they said "You're moving' with your kids to a barracks in Sudan."

I whistled for a van and when it came near, it was a school bus with armed kids in the rear. If anythin I could've gone to a few villages and instilled more fear. if anything i could kill, genocide was where? but I thought "Nah forget it, kids we're outta here."

I pulled up in Sudan 'bout 7 or 8 and I yelled to Museveni "Umad smell ya later", looked at my army composed of my homies, an' sat on my throne 'cause I'm Joseph motherfuckin' Kony.

@Sythh

Bitch, please. Angelina made capturing African kids what it is today.

@abeeiamnot: Bitch, please. Pedo bear was capturing kids before Kony made it mainstream.

The jackson slave soldiers. 5 year old kids