@Anonymous: i'd suspect short distances would be fine, Egyptians had been sailing for almost 5000 years.

The minoans arrived on Crete via boats

@Anonymous: That isn't close to being true.

The only things Native Americans developed on their own was savagery, starvation, and crippling alcoholism.

@Anonymous: then how did they get to greenland? swimming? Vikings never taught anyone shit they just killed them.

@Anonymous: They flew on the backs of the great thunderbirds.

We didn't immigrate anywhere - we CONQUERED this shit. Get it right.

...and anytime we want YOUR country - we will take it just as easy.

@Anonymous: more like slaughtered a people who didn't want to fight nor was as advanced in technology.

@Anonymous: And welcomed them in with open arms.

...and the Native Americans. Don't forget them. It wasn't just the technologically inferior British that we beat like puppies.

@Anonymous: And now you're getting conquered by mexicans

And we're still the undisputed champions of the world. U mad, second-stringer?

You only have a country as long as America lets you have one. Deal.

@Anonymous: No troll - 100% truth. The rest of the world lives and dies on America's whim - and there isn't shit you can do about it.

@Anonymous: japan has an army of robitz and will annihalate americans

@Anonymous: Actually there is ... they can effort to weaken the US from the inside by teaching us about all of their "forward thinking", "progressive" policies and just wait for us to crumble under mountains of government debt and "social good" regulations.

Whatever - keep telling yourself that. You know the truth. You're America's bitch anytime they want to pull your card.

@Anonymous: I'm american myself but I don't think that a country of fat people isn't a threat. Actually it would be if it was an online war.

@Anonymous: Or a hotdog eating contest

@Anonymous: And since we fight with drones now ... it IS an online war.

You need to read more recent newspapers. UK passed USA on that front in 2011.

You know what the USA doesn't have? Starving people. LOL.
You laugh at your little fat American jokes - and we'll laugh at your ridiculously high infant mortality rates. LOL. Dead foreign babies are hilarious.

inb4 this thread becomes another thread about americans fighting with the euro's about which country is better

@Anonymous: Shit, The USA has a higher infant mortality rate than even cuba let alone any first world countries, but you already new that didn't you

I know that it isn't true. Cuba was caught falsifying their data in 2009.

It's still America's world - you're all just renting space on it.

america so much better than the euro candyasses because we are smarter and tougher than them

More propaganda to soothe the butt-burn of being a second-string country that lives under American rule?

@Anonymous: You can't even read

http://www.imo-official.org/team_r.aspx?code=USA&year=2011&column=rrank&order=desc&gender=hide
>mfw the U.S. consistently destroys every country except China in this competition
Fun fact: In Europe if you're a "slacker" they just kick you out of school.

@Anonymous: That's a competition for high schoolers, btw, as in public education system.

@Anonymous: And the US owns everyone else.
Guess that's teh way the world works now.

It has worked that way for over 200 years - you've just been in denial. You are our property. Deal with it.

@Anonymous: Have learning Mandarin. At least I'm sure your Chinese masters will help work some of that flab off.

Here is the amount America fears our PROPERTY, China:

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America mastered by tiny yellow monkeys? Dream on.

@Anonymous: That is amount of FEARS America China property, our:

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