@Anonymous: If you think George Carlin's speakings are intelligent, then you belong in this thread.

what is this :(

@Anonymous: Emperor Norton, ruler of the United States for several decades.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLhnts9-oQ

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-thresholdBrainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life
on the streets.

Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual "Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes -even when you receive deadly injuries!

THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!

@Harbltron: why is this marked off-topic, why can't i sticker it, and why is the person that marked this perfectly on-topic post as "off-topic" allowed to moderate?

it makes me wish they were ectopic.

@Anonymous: Good question, I'd love to know what exactly about my post is off-topic. Also I'm curious as to why it's the only thing flagged in this entire thread.

Maybe Greyface has a hate-boner for me.

@Harbltron: don't worry guise, newfriend OP is just learning about the features of canv.as

What in the actual fuck is going on here? Who is Greyface and why does he want five tons of flax? I'm so goddamn confused.

@smokeplume: Have I got a read for you, or what?

http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html

and

http://principiadiscordia.com/

It shall explain all!

http://hw.libsyn.com/p/3/2/3/3238685518d748c1/Hour_of_Slack_1269.mp3?sid=f959ae3a5b829f86bc651cdc418e98b0&l_sid=18995&l_eid=&l_mid=1960820&expiration=1329364429&hwt=8713aa81bd20594cbede329ea7b5e2ea

@Harbltron: Interesting. This thread being about Discordianism (chaos, basically), ANYTHING should pretty much be on topic... Random shizz would be perfectly on topic... Pictures of clowns juggling puppies during a porn shoot on a space shuttle sinking in a tar pit on Venus should be on topic...

@Anonymous: Judge not; reality is subjective.

@Anonymous: Quit judging reality! Maybe reality *wants* to be objective. It should have that option shouldn't it? You telling it what it is hurts its self esteem!

@Anonymous: Nice!

If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his surrounding.

@j31c3n: Better to bend than snap.
Though we all go to pieces sometimes.

@j31c3n:
Fucking-A, wondered if Mal 2 would show up here.

In before, after, and during Hakim Bey.

@Harbltron: I'm running out of #1 stickers because of this thread!

absurdist religions are so cute :3

they're like the deviantart random kids of faith systems

@Gearmond: Sez you!

@Gearmond: Discordianism is a perfectly valid belief system, and it in fact shares many fundamental similarities with the Rinzai school of Zen Buddhism.

@j31c3n: apes concepts of Rinzai Buddhism in a way no less subtle than other hackneyed new age west-takes-from-east religions.

fix'd

this is coming from a dude who was Sub-Genius for a good chunk of his life, and actually knows Rev. Stang p well. i know my fringe belief systems.

@j31c3n: i'm calling you a bit childish.

to me, they're like california rolls in terms of sushi.