@Anonymous: If Zelda was a trap, I would totally life up that skirt and suck her dick. End of story.

Do people really find this funny? Calling Link Zelda and Zelda any other girls name? Calling Master Chief Halo etc? Slightly moving the Triforce.... why are these memes? It's not clever, it's not funny, it just ruins potentially funny threads.

@Anonymous: The triforce is from 4chan, it's funny because when you copy paste a triforce it becomes mismatched (hence newfriends cannot complete it properly).
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The game character thing is still funny because it still gets you SO MAD.

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@Anonymous: Oh NOW I get it, its funny cause metroid is a girl.

Good joke.

@Anonymous: I'm sure that I don't get the actual joke, but here goes:

The humanoid "Samus", who is the protagonist of the Metroid game is supposed to be of the female sex.

"Metroid", for whom the game is named is also alleged to be female, but is most definitely NOT humanoid.

So, yes, Metroid is a girl, but that picture in no way depicts Metroid.

@Anonymous: what if metroid was a space jellyfish

@Anonymous: Hello newfriend.

@Anonymous: Then pray you have a Phazon Beam

@Anonymous: Yes, but the Metroid gives birth to other Metroids.
Yes, it could breed by parthenogenesis, but it could also have gametes that are not disclosed by the game builders. There could be a Metroid drone hiding somewhere.