@Anonymous: why are you still an American citizen?

@Anonymous: because he can't just up and move to some other country and very few are better or desirable.

@Anonymous: Why doesn't he just kill himself? Problem solved

@Anonymous: ...that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

@Anonymous: The word "welcome" reminds me of toasters and brownies.

@Anonymous: See, I can understand that statement.. Welcomes are warm and often related to the home, like toasters and brownies.

@Anonymous: Well, you see the first time I thought of this I was being welcomed into a drug lords mansion for something or another. He then proceed to smash my face in with a soup ladle.

@Anonymous: If he's so miserable about the situation about his country he can either do something about it and stop complaining or he can kill himself and not bother doing anything. Makes sense to me...

@Anonymous: I can't believe that moot made a place where some people don't appreciate an hero when they see one.

@Anonymous: All he said was that the candidates suck. That doesn't mean he's miserable or in any other condition worth even CONSIDERING suicide. And there's really nothing that the average American can do that can affect the election EXCEPT complain. And by complain, I mean share dissenting views and knowledge.

@Anonymous: Well, that's not very welcoming at all. =(
(Though it's still related to culinary tools and thus applicable. xD)

@Anonymous: Wow, I haven't heard an argument that eloquent since I was in second grade. Also I have no intention of killing myself although the fact that people like you exist in this world makes me ponder it occasionally.

We can make this country better if we elect the right people, but the simple fact is that nobody being considered for president is even close to good for this country. They're all in the pockets of the big money lobbyists, with the (possible) exception of Ron Paul who unfortunately is just batshit fucking insane instead.

@Anonymous: Don't worry I'll be gone soon; I was just hoping to gain some suicide buddies...

@Anonymous: Oh my God Anonymous, you can't just ask people why they're American.

@Zachary95: It's a valid question frankly. Now that NDAA is law I'm considering other countries to escape to. Costa Rica seems nice.

@Anonymous: I feel bad now... I'll try not to suggest the option of suicide to anyone else again. For the record I don't necessarily think you should kill yourself

@Anonymous: I love the attention canv.as has been giving Vermin Supreme. he's just a cray old hippy who lives in the backwoods of my hometown.

@Anonymous: he's still better then Obama and the GOP

@Anonymous: You can't depict Santorum on Canv.as this is a safe for work site.

@Anonymous: It's funny because the other three are RINOs.

@Anonymous: It's funny because Ron Paul is a libertarian, not a republican, in any sense of the word. (He's against the US being a republic, for starters.)

It's funny because OP doesn't know what he's talking about.

@Anonymous: He's not a republican, he's conservative. That's his argument.

@Anonymous: And that would be fine, except that the elephant isn't a symbol of conservatism, it's of the republican party. Furthermore, he shares very few actual stated values with the rest of the candidates, If relative sanity is defined by the consensus, that makes Paul the R.I.N.O.

@Anonymous: Yes, EXACTLY! Paul's definitely a libertarian, and running for President as a Libertarian.

There's no denying that!

I hope he keeps crashing these Republican debates and seizes the Amulet of Power from the Gorgazon!