@TheBlueMelon: :O
I didn't know the snake got LONGER!

@Anonymous: Your friend has been lying to you, mate.

@Anonymous: I happen to be an iPhone user, and despite my love for my phone, I'm gonna have to call bullshit. Granted, I have only owned two models (the original and the 4), so I can't speak for the 3G, 3GS, or 4S, but unless you're only using it as a phone and keeping everything else disabled, or you have an extendable battery case, the most I get out of my phone is about two days, and that's going a little bit easy on the second day. I suppose my original iPhone had a bit better battery life closer to purchase, but not a week. I did have a Kyocera similar to the depicted Nokia here, it was a hardy phone, but I remember having to tote a charger with me when I went to a friend's house sometimes. Then again I had that thing pretty much through all of Jr. High, and when people would ask how durable it was, I'd throw it up in the air as high as I could, sometimes several times. I think I had a friend run over it once, I love all my phones for various reasons.

Sorry for the wall of text, I am too lazy to format.

@Fuzzinater: what is 9gag?