@Anonymous: When I'm drunk, if I think i've just done something embarrassing I'll do it in the mirror to see if it was as stupid as I thought lol. Guess that's kinda the same.

@Anonymous: everybody does that, otherwise you don't know if it's safe to leave or if you should keep wiping.


But I look at my tissues too, just to see the color of my snot :s

@Anonymous: ...No no no no no
You realize most of these families are uncaring, incestuous piles with hundreds of babies and adults swarming in filth?

...Guess I'm thinking southern roaches, actually, but, ugh

Kill that fucker

@Anonymous: Of course, but that won't keep me from humanizing them!

@Anonymous: when i first started reading i thought that you were launching into a diatribe about how there are poor families in 3rd world countries who would kill for used toilet paper. don't ask me how or why i thought this...

@Anonymous: weirdo, nothing better than pooping with the door open

@Anonymous: How else would you know when its clean?

@PeterPonsil: well considering spiders are most likely to want to crawl into hidden/covered/complicated habitats, maybe sleeping naked would be better?
just a thought
-your neighbor

@Anonymous: you're a spider, aren't you? o_o

@Anonymous: IT'S JUST SO WARM A COMFY IN THERE!!!
C'MON!

@Anonymous: OH GOD. I'm not sleeping anymore, period.
I don't even have a problem with spiders, but my rectum is allergic to them.

@Goolderado: i admire your patience with the text editor

@Anonymous: Thank you. It took at least 20 minutes.

@zincink: they have no arms...