THE CAT NULLIFYER

Gentlemen,
We have now engineered a way to herd cats.
That is all.

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@Anonymous: Does this work on lions?...
That is the question.

@Anonymous: I don't know.
Why don't you go find out.

@Anonymous: yes, very good and all.... but will this work on my wife?

@Anonymous: I'm sure if your wife grabbed you by the scruff of your neck you'd roll-over too,.

@OliveOodle: touché

Tried this on my cat. It totally works. But the cat fucking hates you for about ten minutes following.

I'd go all humanitarian and say aww poor kitty, but I know that mother cats do this to carry their young before they can move on their own so it can't really be hurting anything... I'm just wondering if this has anything to do with the cats spinal cord...?

@Anonymous: Funnily enough, if I do this to my girlfriends cat and rub her stomach, the cat'll love me even when i let go...

@Dusty594: I'm positive they're fully functional and everything, they'd respond to danger etc. I don't think it's anything to do with the spine or nerves. Cats just kind of react in that way when pressure is applied there, probably an evolutionary adaptation related to being submissive to their mothers.
It reminds me of when you cover a birds head and it doesn't move much.

@levee: I'd of given this a Nyan if I hadn't been so hasty to #1 it.

@Anonymous: This is beyond nyan my good sir.

Wow and I thought of this right as I hit the bed.
Hooray Insomnia!

When lions mate, the male lion bites on the scruff of the female lion's neck. It's believed to release endorphins to calm down the female.

Why would a lion need to do this you ask?

A lion's penis is covered in barbs. So sex is quote painful for female lions.

You'll notice when the clip is released, the cat sort of bites at the person taking it off. This is a natural reaction of a lion post-coitus.

Domestic cats and other felines also mate like this.

The cat is simply responding to the mating ritual and is probably in little to no pain. In fact she probably feels pretty good because of the endorphins and the prospect of getting laid.

@bleep: you know too much.
i am just here to look at fun cats

@Anonymous: You just don't understand how sexy they are.

@bleep: posts like this make me wish they bring the WTF sticker back

the chance of getting a sticker just by posting some text is near to 100% in this thread!

@Anonymous: no it isn't

@Anonymous: it is, see

@Anonymous: Testing: Rhubarb pie.

@Anonymous: Thanks for the tip brah

Can I test it too?

@Anonymous: You broke it.

@Anonymous: He didn't, it's still NEAR to 100%

Now it's still 100%


Wait... shit.

@Anonymous: I was tempted not to, but couldn't leave you hanging.

You ruined the joke

But thanks <3

@levee: poor levee

STICKER ALLL THE POSTS!!!!!

@Anonymous: I will have no stickers.

@Anonymous: me neither.

@Anonymous: no sticker in here

REMEMBER: This is their only weakness. Safety through education together.