@Anonymous: when i was traveling NZ i went to beach where you could watch the penguins (yellow eyed penguins) and there was a sign that said that they're nearly extinct and that you shouldnt walk down to the beach because that wouldn startle the penguins and they'd swim into the sea and leave their babies behind.

that obv explained why they're nearly extinct...other animals will fight to safe their kids but they're more like, take mah kids but leave me the fuck alone.
silly kiwi penguins

true story, kids!

@Anonymous: What you don't realise is that the Penguin's natural defence mechanism is living in New Zealand or Antarctica.

Only incredibly stupid predators would live on the land there.

@Anonymous: Would you call a polar bear stupid to its face? (I know thats the north pole but grow up, its the exact same habitat)

@Anonymous: Yes, yes I would. Their diet is boring compared to other bears.

@Anonymous: just because a word ends in -us does NOT mean you pluralize it with -ii.

trollin around, crapped my pants because this coffee is eeeexxxxtraaaaaa dark right now

@gudemonster: Tell that to my penii