And there's this german doctor guy that sucks the life out of his own teammates.

The moon vomits you onto a clock tower as giants keep it from flying back into space while you put masks back into dungeons to revive evil monsters and seal the giants away. You constantly play a song to make the moon teleport closer to town, but it keeps flying away. After you get rid of all of your masks, you meet a man who teaches you a song, you turn into a deku, run through some trees, turn back into a human, get chased by a kid in a mask until he returns your horse, and you ride it away backwards. The kid in the mask gets sick of his mask so he leaves it somewhere in the woods.

@Anonymous

"GO ON AVERAGE CITIZEN"

"GO ON AVERAGE CITIZEN"

And everyone ends up being equally rich.