@Anonymous

Come at me, bro

Every fucking time

If I could say 'shitballs' to the principal, I would be soooo happy

The ability to grow and shrink myself and objects. It'd be awesome. You could use it to get in or out of any place you want by shrinking down to microscopic level and going through cracks, you could live even in a shitty little apartment and shrink all your stuff down to dollhouse size and live in a mansion. You could work with scientists and engineers to revolutionize technology by shrinking large, complex circuits down to the size of microchips and make a ton of money. The cost to manufacture large, complex objects would be minimal since you could create a model and scale it up. You could end world hunger by scaling up food.

@alphagirl: Dead puppies everywhere D:

no, this

Atomic Fart

@Anonymous

Power to award extinct stickers at any time, from an unlimited supply.

sticker begging is my super power

@Ultros: Just being real sexy.

Grow my beard thicker and longer.