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@Anonymous: Um, really? Come on, ay least read the Book before posting!
>14 The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, cursed are you above all cattle, and above all wild animals"1 1 1 -
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@Anonymous: Yea...
God: "Treacherous snake! You will suffer my wrath!"
Snake: "Oh, shit! Please have mercy." ( yes, the snake talks )
God: "From now on, you shall crawl the rest of your days on your belly!"
Snake: "Oh. Uhm. Yeah. Oooh. This sure sucks."
Snake: ( what an idiot )
The snake seems happy and perfectly adapted the way he is.31 1 -
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@Anonymous: Gen. 4:5. The days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were eight hundred years; and he had other sons and daughters.
Really, guys, read the Bible. Your jokes will have some basis then and therefore will be a little more funny.21 1 -
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@Anonymous: Well, yea. Do people look not adapted then? You are browsing intrawebs now feeling no curse at all, so... What's your point exactly?
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@Anonymous: Come on! Incest was banned way after Adam and Eve. You don't apply contemporary laws to the past events, do you?
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@Anonymous: Genesis 5: 3 - 5
3)And Adam lived 130 years and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image and called his name Seth.
4)and the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were 800 years and he begat sons and daughters.
5)and all the day that Adam lived were 930 years, and he died.
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@Anonymous: Genesis 3:14
14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
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@Anonymous: It isn't. I'm just pointing out the flawed logic. Nothing is worse than an ignorant atheist.
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