Kony

jimcnj

@Anonymous: A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

anonymous

Kony 2012 - because he's better than Obama!

anonymous

Hilarious. He's now going to become a registered sex offender for this...and not be allowed to have contacted with the children he is trying to help.

anonymous

He'll be lucky if he's allowed to retain custody of his own son from the video.
Maybe Joseph Kony will raise him now. Bwahahahah!

anonymous

@Anonymous: Although LRA left Uganda 6 years ago, so there's that. They're actually spending 70% of their donations "raising awareness" about bullshit.

anonymous

@Anonymous: Some of the money is going for porn and lubricant too.

anonymous

@Anonymous:

Money spent on weird videos like this... basically trying to make a cult of kids. Also, I'm pretty certain that guy's putting on an awful attempt at a British accent in this video.

anonymous

@Anonymous: ohh i dont know how to add videos :(
Here's the link anyway http://nightof.therescue.invisiblechildren.com/videos/22679976

anonymous

@Anonymous: Wow, their oversimplification of the French Revolution makes "Kony 2012" look like a Pulitzer-worthy piece of journalism. Plus there already is a FOURTH ESTATE. I did like the Scarlet Pimpernel feel of it all, though...

anonymous

@Anonymous: Heh, nice. I've got another one too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWACLKaOC08#t=118
Awareness funds FTW!

anonymous

@Anonymous: Wow. We need to go to every single school this guy visited during his "Kony 2012" awareness program, and make sure all those kids are okay, and that he didn't masturbate in front of any of them.
Although, to be honest, I'd rather my kid watch him masturbate than watch that dance number.

anonymous

@Anonymous: a little rebranding, lens flare and dubstep really does go a long way.
there are so many bizarre facts and videos that keep surfacing about/from IC that i feel like this is just some extremely elaborate social experiment.

anonymous

@Anonymous: Exactly the vibe I'm getting too.

anonymous

I'll bet $50.00 bucks some inappropriate behavior with children comes to light soon. That's probably the REAL reason he got involved with children in Africa in the first place. Pedos always try to find jobs that let them be around children.

anonymous

At least Pee Wee did it in an ADULT theater.

anonymous

@Anonymous: His aim is to stop a guy stealing children and turning them into monsters.... by brainwashing children and creating a cult. Makes sense.

anonymous

Be honest - would you rather your little boy be abducted and turned into a macho killing machine...or be abducted and forced to dance in a gay-ass musical number like that one above?

anonymous

Another good one:
http://vimeo.com/3765084
Lemmings kick ass!
Also, ghost riding is cool:
http://www.myspace.com/video/gu-styb-y/invisible-children-world-tour-2007/12618644

anonymous

@Anonymous: i'm not sure =/

anonymous

I'd link the video TMZ got but it's NSFW
Anyone take a guess what he was on? Looks like meth to me.
But with all that scammin' money he raised he should be able to afford better.

anonymous

The article describes him disrobing as he walked, and then starting to masturbate. I'm putting my money on Ecstasy.

anonymous

@Anonymous: "A rep for Invisible Children says Russell was suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition as a result of a strenuous PR campaign."
ohhhh, pft. it's a PR stunt. great, here comes another video- probably something documenting his attempt to stay sane under the same living conditions as african children or something...

anonymous

Yeah, I remember an episode of "Man vs Wild" where they said the way to save yourself from exhaustion, malnutrition, and dehydration was to immediately take off all your clothes and start whacking off.

anonymous

@Mex: oh god my sides
this is too good

anonymous

he dun goofed

anonymous

Here's a supposed video of Jason Russell during his naked escapade.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/#.T2PsARGPV2B

anonymous

Oh no, people found out about Kony being a hoax! Better make someone masturbate in public to cover our tracks!

anonymous

wait cant all those invisible children see him wanking it

anonymous

Here's a link to an article regarding the incident, if anyone should be too lazy to use google.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/jason-russell-san-diego-invisible-children-kony-2012-142970255.html

anonymous

@Anonymous:

His wife, Danica Russell, released a statement Friday night addressing Russell's health. She wrote Russel "has never had a substance abuse or drinking problem, and this episode wasn’t caused by either of those things. But yes, he did some irrational things brought on by extreme exhaustion and dehydration."

How often does he become extremely exhausted and dehydrated? She says it like it happens every week.

anonymous

@Anonymous: I'm kinda thirsty, I'd better go get a glass of water before I start whacking off in public.

anonymous

@Anonymous: oh christ, he wants to have 11 children in total :| I think the man needs to be put in a mental hospital for that alone :|